This is a parody, right? As in, if I was trying to write a tongue in cheek article mocking fat people, it would look a lot like that article. Or are they just beyond shame?
Choice quotes: “…more than two in five adults live in a large body.” Not only can they not call it a fat body, they dissociate from it. They aren’t large adults. They are adults living in a large body.
“Southwest’s popular open seating policy creates the opportunity for customers to have an empty seat next to them without purchasing an additional seat, though we do allow for the purchasing of two seats,” So what they are saying is that by being fat you discourage others from taking the seat next to you unless there are no other options.
Umm, can we call it weakling bar and “congratulations you have minimum strength” bar?
Maybe too long…
What if I named my barbells Barbie and Jack? Can I name inanimate objects? Jack has more aggressive knurling and I tend to cuss a lot more when playing with him. Barbie is smooth in the middle and treats me much gentler.