from Charles Staley:
[b]The Spandex Rule
Just because you can wear Spandex doesn't mean you should! The same rule can apply to training. Just because you can add weight to an exercise doesn't mean you should. You may need to master the movement first, then add weight later.[/b]
I just wanted to add to this, that just because they SELL Under Armour doesn't mean that every 65+ year old guy in the gym on the weekends needs to try to fit into one. This goes for those who don't really train either or who just started sporting Armoured pudginess.
To the ladies, just because they MAKE low cut jeans doesn't mean that every chic needs to squeeze herself into a pair. Rolls of flesh are sometimes good to cover up. They keep us from asking "why?". Tell your fat friend (pleasently plump rather...it's PC week) that G-Strings ain't for everybody. If you stand up and we can no longer see the top of the G-string, it is either time for a Tai-Bo powermix tape...or a change of wardrobe.
To the guys, Metro is dead. Let it go. Yes, you probably did turn some heads when it was really really cool to put glitter in your hair and throw on some mascara while wearing leopard print leather pants...but that was before women remembered that they wanted some dick. No, not "let me make love to you in the text book 'me on top of you' position while we pleasently hump our way to orgasm" type of dick. They remembered they wanted "oh my GAWD, where are my panties....This brother 'dun ripped my pants off and AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!...I guess I'll have to buy a new coffee table" type of dick. Besides, your mother wants her mascara back.
Good tip, Mr. Staley.