[quote]Will Heffernan wrote:
Will Heffernan wrote:
I was wondering if anyone could shed some light on the evolutionary and insightful new SHIT system developed by Will Heffernan the fully certified strength and conditioning ?Genius?. How does it compare to the INNO-sport system?
When I look and compare the SHIT system objectively with all my high performing and totally jacked training partners and other MMA internet warriors it seems to be totally superior to anything INNO-sport has produced?
Look…I’m simply too busy exploding the dogma and false values and principles of current sports science research and training practices.
I’m focusing on on my SHIT principles. My entire empire is built on SHIT. My athletes eat, sleep and breath SHIT. They all train SHIT and I do nothing else all day but talk SHIT. If you you aren’t all training SHIT then that’s not my problem.
OK…OK…this is so tedious but since you people have begged me endlessly to come here to T-Nation and talk nothing but SHIT I’ll indulge you.
Firstly, you’re probably not even going to be able to follow the evolutionary and insightful new SHIT system as it involves a complete new nomenclature beyond the understanding of all but the most classically trained and educated because it is absolutely clear to me from my discussion with coaches like Charles Staley, Dave Tate, Alwyn Cosgrove, Dan Fouts and Mel Siff that not a single one of them knows SHIT.
Actually I am being a bit disingenuous…Dan Fouts is SHIT. In fact he is the embodiment of SHIT. He is SHIT from top to toe like myself. So if you need to talk SHIT and I am not around get in touch with Dan and he’ll talk SHIT all day.
What Will says is very true. In fact, 99% of the population can’t understand SHIT. As for me, my whole life is SHIT. All I see from waking in the morning till I go to bed at night is SHIT. Even my dreams lately have been SHIT dreams. It’s gotten so bad, my wife has started calling me SHIT-for-brains. I think it’s time we really started marketing this SHIT program.
The ONE, the ONLY,