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The 'Renton is Ghey' Thread

Ok, so Rainjack has his Douche thread, so I figured why not post all the reasons why Renton is a ghey!

I’ll start it off by saying:

Renton has caught Teh Ghey because he fucks goats and small animals!

Because he let football061 blow him.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Because he let football061 blow him.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.[/quote]

Hahah! Hey, it was the other way around!

He owns the director’s cut of ‘Beaches’

(although, he has always been the wind beneath my wings)

S

Is Renton some newfag?

I dont remember the username…

[quote]Fulmen wrote:
Is Renton some newfag?

…[/quote]

No, he has been a fag for quite some time.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Fulmen wrote:
Is Renton some newfag?

No, he has been a fag for quite some time.[/quote]

LOL!!You can definitely say he’s been around when it comes to fag things…I’d say he’s reached pro status

Does that make B-3 a man?

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Does that make B-3 a man?[/quote]

No, she just puts a strap-on on for him…he really enjoys it in the poop shoot

He made his own version of 2g1c called 2 Guys 1 Cup.

HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. AND I WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A PING-PONG TABLE AND FORCE YOU TO READ HARPER’S BIZAAR WHILE I VIOLATE A SERIES OF YOUR ORAFICES. I’LL COUNT EACH PLUNGE OF MY INVADER IN GREEK. YOU’LL COME SO HARD YOUR NOSE RING WILL MAGNETIZE. I GUARANTEE IT.

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
YOU’LL COME SO HARD YOUR NOSE RING WILL MAGNETIZE. I GUARANTEE IT. [/quote]

LMAO

[quote]football061 wrote:
Testy1 wrote:
Because he let football061 blow him.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Hahah! Hey, it was the other way around![/quote]

You caught teh ghey!

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Because he let football061 blow him.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.[/quote]

Post pics.

[quote]lixy wrote:
Testy1 wrote:
Because he let football061 blow him.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Post pics.[/quote]

Come again?

[quote]football061 wrote:

Renton has caught Teh Ghey because he fucks goats [/quote]

Are you talking about dk44?

Renton is gay because in his profile, he listed his orientation as gay.

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. AND I WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A PING-PONG TABLE AND FORCE YOU TO READ HARPER’S BIZAAR WHILE I VIOLATE A SERIES OF YOUR ORAFICES. I’LL COUNT EACH PLUNGE OF MY INVADER IN GREEK. YOU’LL COME SO HARD YOUR NOSE RING WILL MAGNETIZE. I GUARANTEE IT. [/quote]

Worthless with out video.
Talk is cheap.

ROFPMSL!!!

Football you will suffer for this.

I haven’t laughed this hard since you tried to butt fuck me and I said no cos it’s you that’s got teh ghey really and you just won’t admit it! (Oh and your dick is very, VERY small).

[quote]Renton wrote:
ROFPMSL!!!

Football you will suffer for this.

I haven’t laughed this hard since I sucked you off.[/quote]

That’s how I know you’ve got the ghey.

(And I get 2 birds with 1 stone, HA!)

[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
He owns the director’s cut of ‘Beaches’

(although, he has always been the wind beneath my wings)

S
[/quote]

Yeah but Stu it’s you that bought it for me!