For me, I really really really really really hate "Smooth" by Santana and Rob Thomas.
Everything I hate must compared to my hatred of the song "Smooth". With the song itself being 1.0 SU (Smooth Units)
So that actress Maggie Gyllenhaal would rate 0.999999999998 SU as I really hate her too.
Coconut flavor (not the smell, I love the smell) gets a 0.85 because I hate it but not insanely so.
Whiskey gets a 0.000000000001 ( the one at the end is how mush I hate when I don't have good whiskey in the house...not whiskey's fault per se)