The New 'No Food Diet'

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Kreal7 wrote:
I just farted out 126 calories

You farted out a tennis ball?

Ouch.[/quote]

Well, it keeps the dog entertained…

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Also:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/age_progression_technology

Have you seen Tanya?

It is our responsibility to find these missing children![/quote]

Wow, I actually feel bad about myself for laughing (hysterically) at that. Wow…

Obese children can benefit from this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_should_we_be_shaming

Spread the word.

Save the obese kids!

[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:
The Onion is a satirical site that is well-known for its parody and mockery of…well, everything.

That means this was scripted as a joke.

edit:…can’t believe I had to type that.[/quote]

seriously. do people really not get the sarcasm? they were laying it on pretty thick. plus a 10 second browse of the site should have revealed it to them even if they didn’t get it at first.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Also:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/age_progression_technology

Have you seen Tanya?

It is our responsibility to find these missing children![/quote]

"Are those bruises from her pimp Douglas?’
ROFLMAO

Human Head Found in Hamburger:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/human_head_found_in_hamburger

Like we don’t need the extra protein.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games

Thank god for Fallout 3!

[quote]red04 wrote:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/are_violent_video_games

Thank god for Fallout 3![/quote]

I totally just sent this to all of my friends who play it.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Val Kilmer.

Yep…pencils.[/quote]

These guys want their pencils back.

[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
Brant_Drake wrote:
The Onion is a satirical site that is well-known for its parody and mockery of…well, everything.

That means this was scripted as a joke.

edit:…can’t believe I had to type that.

seriously. do people really not get the sarcasm? they were laying it on pretty thick. plus a 10 second browse of the site should have revealed it to them even if they didn’t get it at first.[/quote]

there was sarcasm in there??? that was real shiz people! believe it! BELIEVE IT!!! hahaha…

[quote]IronAbrams wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Also:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/age_progression_technology

Have you seen Tanya?

It is our responsibility to find these missing children!

Wow, I actually feel bad about myself for laughing (hysterically) at that. Wow…[/quote]

dont be cause you werent the only one! haha…ah that sites so awesome!

lol I could seriously see some shit like this really coming into production some day

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_wearable_feedbags_let

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of

Omfg

Isn’t there a “no food diet” on this very website?

haha…some funny fucking shit in those links

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/12_year_old_boy_scouts_volunteer

what a great idea!

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Val Kilmer.

Yep…pencils.[/quote]

thought that was a walrus