The most hormonally fueled person I know has recently had a major life crisis and has changed a great deal. And it got me to thinking about them. Don’t worry their handling it ok, but its been rough, Muscular Dystrophy usually hits the super physical extremely hard.
Anywho, this person is quite possibly the roughest damn cob on the whole farm. Also, she has a vagina. The person I know who best exemplifys what a real hormonal imbalance is a newly overweight middleaged chain smoking woman.
Id like to share a few things, and I hope some ppls will reply and maybe share a few stories about the toughest SOB they know.
Gail is her name. When gail was pregnant she got mauled by a dog in Waterbury park. She was walking her dog and some bikers sicked there dog on gail. So she scooped up here dog over here head (old chow-chow), the other dog clamped on and starts eating her leg.
She starts yelling to her husband to get her shotgun so’s to start killing people. well, the bikers ran away with their dog, but not before she broke several of the naughty dogs ribs by punching.
I know a guy who saw gail deadift a 300lb deadwoman from a hospital bed to a gurney.
Gail once dragged a neighbor who had severely offended here, out of a store by her hair so as to beat her up. When the woman started crying, gail said the neighbor was a waste of time to beat up, so she beat up the neighbors husband instead.
This last one is no bullshit. Right before she got disabled, a nurse (gail was a CNA) severely offended her. Gail leapt over the nurses desk, pushed here down the hallway, screaming how she was gonna get her ass beat. The nurse pees her pants (gail has post-traumatic stress disorder).
When the cops showed up, she told the deputy, “You need to get out of my face before I beat the Fuck out of you”, then goes to hit him. The deputy runs off, calls the DON and says, “I will not go near here, shes to scary”. She was able to scare the administrators into not firing her.
Dont get me wrong shes a very lovely woman, until you piss her off.
So whose the toughest, most testosterone fueled person you know?