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The Moon Does Not Exist?


#1

http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/Moon3.htm

"...they do not give us a single piece of reliable forensic evidence..."

What about the fact that you can, well, see it? :stuck_out_tongue:


#2

Yep. It exists because I can see it.


#3

Jesus, really?


#4

Well then what the fuck was I howling at last night?


#5

I would......uh, hit that.

And sleep on it


#6

The girl ID posted of course.


#7

Oh yeah. I ate that moon to see if it was really made of cheese. It tastes much better than cheese.


#8

This is why we will operate RAPEAXE from remote locations.


#9

No moon?!

Just what glowing, spectral orb have I been sacrificing goats to on a nightly basis?

Just bought a new altar and everything. Crap.


#10

Sorry, guys. We burned a hole in the sky back in the 60's while smoking a really big joint and THAT is what the "moon" is.


#11

Sales are way up, and our market share is overwhelming the competition. I think this is a perfect time to expand our operations into Southeast Asia. I know someone who can get us a good deal on a factory in Jakarta that can mass-produce RAPEAXE!!!!!!!!!! for us.


#12

Why don't I understand this?


#13

no moon? Obviously those guys didnt watch Transformers 3


#14

The spawning of a new age...


#15

Or Hell boy.


#16

Next you're going to tell me that the Holocaust never happened and that black people are a figment of my imagination...


#17

Heheheh. It said spawning.


#18

I laugh at "really big joint". Come back when you've made some actual progress in your smoking and you're twisting up some Backwoods blunts.


#19

LOL. I don't think they were doing blunts in the 60's. I'll have to ask one of these Vietnam vets what the deal was.


#20

That's no moon...

Nerd +1.