^ remembers the day he figured out he liked penis over vagina.
^ can’t remember the day his parents loved him.
^ is who James T. Kirk is reffering to.
^is captain kirk and will do it again as long as ^^ keeps screaming captain till hes finished
^ plays Nintendo Wii.
^Flys to the Jersey Shore every weekend to dress up as a chick sell himself to guido’s
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
^Tries to copy a infamous person named print, but sucks balls at it.[/quote]
Man are those your teeth or some over sized choppers you put in to look funny with dark glasses ??
^Thinks of beating off when seeing Markus Ruhl.
^ is jealous because the ape in his avatar gets more ass than ^ does, because ^ is ugly as a bag of smashed assholes
^Collects assholes in bags and hits them to punish the men he’s buttraped.
^Jerks it to his avatar
^ not even close to as funny as ^^ that ugly prick made me lulz but damn he stinks
^ is ugly because his parents are ugly. Simple science.
^ knows this because he once took ^^'s mother to a white snake concert and banged her in the bathroom, thus conceiving^^.
^ Not actually a champ, but a fucking loser.
^ has wet dreams of me letting him play with my ‘tree’
^ lets me play with his tree, sick fuck.
^ enjoyed it, complained a little, but once he swung from the branch he was really happy. He played for ages and wouldn’t get off.
got off to soon^
^ ate it