^^get back down your spartan cliff and die
^ once masturbated to gospel music.
^Can’t masturbate without gospel music
^ makes gospel music while masturbating
^ can’t masturbate since he has no penis. At least I can despite having a penis surgically attached to my face.
^listens to emo music while using his own tears as lubrication to masturbate
^uses his black lab’s saliva to masturbate. It just lubes so gooood.
^Tries to copy a infamous person named print, but sucks balls at it.
^ meant to post that remark to bradden, but couldn’t see because of his sunglasses.
^ is angry because he can’t see beyond the scrotum on his eyes.
^Has white trash embedded in his DNA. Once mistaken for Joe Dirt while at the Zoo
^ doesn’t have DNA because he is a T-860, built by Skynet. The T stands for transexual.
^is obviously preparing to tie up a tranny and perform gay sex acts.
^is the tranny hoping to be tied up
^ Probably is very nice, and doesn’t do much to offend anyone.
^poor judge of character
^Gives men mustache rides.
^ Just got a mustache ride from him.
^is insanely jealous about that
^Wishes women would be jealous of ^^^