My first time on Shrooms was messed up lol! Me and a friend split an eighth and drive out to a bush party. I drink a beer maybe two. Then me and my friend and three other friends get in my car and smoke some nice herb. About 10 minutes after smoking, we're all chilling in my car listening to music and i look up at my windshield and i see like a huge colorful pyramid, parts of it are coming out at me(like that thing you look at at the eye doctor's). We decide to take off a bit later and one of my friend's thats not on shrooms drives.
After a while of driving he decides he wants to go home. Then my other friend who is 16 but doesn't have his driver's license gets behind the wheel since he's the only one of us left not on shrooms. We drive around a bit more, I'm laying in the back feeling amazing. Then all of a sudden my friend cuts into a parking lot. I get up and look out the back of my car and see cop lights! I'm like WTF, the two guys I'm with are kind of sketchy so I'm thinking they just broke into someone's house or something and I'm fucked.
Well dude driving my car decides to jump in the backseat and starts telling me to jump in the driver's seat. I'm like fuck that! So the cop comes up to the driver's side window and no one is behind the wheel lol. He's like who's been driving? No one says anything so he takes my friend that was driving and questions him in his squad car first. Like 10 minutes later my friend comes back and he tells me to come with him to his squad car. I'm still tripping balls at this point. I'm thinking in my head, "am i hallucinating right now?".
He keeps asking me who was driving, and I answer I don't know, then he says don't give me that shit. I swear it seemed like this went on for like 20 minutes. Finally he asks me if I'm drunk? I say no. He gives me a breathalyzer, I blow zeros. Then he tells me to drive my two friends home and to go home immediatley. So I take off drop my two friends off. Then, I'm like shit it's 3 in the morning. I'm gonna be fucked if i go home and wake my dad up. So I decide to drive to one of my friend's houses to crash there. As I'm heading to his house, I drive by none other then the cop that just pulled us over like 20 minutes ago. He immediatley pulls a U-turn and pulls me over. He's like "I thought I told you to go home".
I respond, "I was gonna crash at my friends house instead". Then he says that he just talked to my friend's dad and he told us to leave there like an hour ago. So he's like " alright I want you to call your dad right now". So me being the witty guy I am think "I'll call my dad's office, this dumb pig won't catch on". So I call my dad's office let it ring like 3 times, and go "Hey dad, it's john I got into a little bit of trouble and I have to come home now, ok?". Then the cop rips the phone out of my hand and is like "don't try that bullshit". Call him for real right now. So he talks to him then follows my home. My dad bitches me out and I didn't fall asleep for like another 3 hours lol. Great first time on shrooms!