I found a recent site which may or may not be new news to some people, but i thought it was hilarious. Hundreds-Thousands of little 2-5 sentence blurbs about shitty things happening to people. Some of my personal favorites. Enjoy life’s craziness
my personal favorite, and future fear…
Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
gayer than two coconuts sodomizing each other under a double rainbow[/quote]
Holy smokes, you weren’t kidding…I went there and the first one was this…get ready to blow your nose with a pancake because it’s really syrupy!
After almost 24 years of not seeing my dad, and moving far away from where we lived near him, I finally found his number online today. I was afraid to call but when I did, and he found out it was me on the phone we both broke down crying from sheer joy. It was great to hear his voice after so many years. IMMD and my life.
Today, my dadâ??s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: “I am your father.” I laughed. It wasnâ??t a joke. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, “Ahâ?¦ ah… ah… AHH!” To which he added, “Staying alive! Staying alive!” FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter’s name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I’m most likely not the father. It’s a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML