Line up here to smack whopper!!! (and no, that is NOT kissing him) snicker
snatches Michelles arm at the wrist..pushes her against the wall and lays a big wet one on her...K.G. Whopper is dead baby..watch yourself!! Pinches Michelles derrier..your lookin good baby..keep hitting the iron! wink
Brothers and sisters, Whopper has been saved!!! He has been awakened from the evil "PC-estrogenic" state that he was in and is back to his normal self. Hallelujah!!!