Rather than taint the other thread, I thought I would share the inevitable in a new thread...
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect.
He was found in the childrenâ??s ward having a stroke.
There will be a post-mortem today to determine which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie
Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.
Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson,
who successfully rode more three yr olds than anyone in living memory.
McDonald's are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.
50 kids have volunteered to identify the body as they have first-hand experience of seeing Michael Jackson stiff.
Michael Jackson's legal team announced that he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with him for a change.