I can’t sleep. Too hot. It must be, like, 60 or 70 outside, and it’s about 80 in the house from today. Turbo fans aren’t doing much.
I don’t know how you fuckers live down south. I have to go to NC in a couple weeks and I’m going to die from heat stroke. I know it.
I can’t sleep in this heat and it’s not even June yet.
Does anyone have a walk-in freezer I can sleep in?