Don't worry, this is predominantly an American message board. There isn't much Canadia can offer to jelly our emotional toast, even assuming we could somehow manage to finagle enough time and money away from our Humvees, large guns, Magnum condoms, legitimate sports and overall global awesomeness to get our hands on enough tampons and tutu's necessary to survive a skiing expedition.
Just playin'. I love Canada. Without America's hat, we'd be in very real danger of being the first country hit by the arctic penguin uprising that is long overdue. And we're much too obese to survive the laughing fit that would result from those tuxedo-clad animals scampering all "aboot".
I am very much looking forward to the winter break. One of my professors needs to speak with me and another student next Monday regarding... similarities... between an extra credit question on our take home exams (general note: if you're gonna help a bitch out, review her fooking answer to make sure it's different enough from yours to allow plausible deniability). Doesn't help that the rest of the class is so brain dead that any answer that isn't written in feces and crayons is a red flag, but I guess that's what I get for being a sucker for a pretty face... and an eternal optimist for potential anal play.
I will be very much relieved once that awkward meeting is over, regardless of the outcome.