T Nation

The Future, My Friends

But Freud said there’s no such thing as joking.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS!

+1 for satire.

edit - oops, meant to be a quote in there somewhere…

double edit - dammit…DN when’d you go all private? ><

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
^^ That reminds me, there will be no drugs, alcohol, or bodily poisons in the New World as we will have no need for crutches. When one has a craving, one shall simply enter combat and kill thine enemy or fornicate with the person of his or her choosing.[/quote]

Gotta respond to this flaming back of contradiction: What do you mean when you say “drugs”?

Do you mean no type of floral remedy to alleviate pain from injury? Do you mean no antibiotics to combat illness (I’m assuming that your entire society will be more susceptible to illness and disease since y’all will be malnourished … I mean from what it seems you don’t know jack shit about how to obtain food, or plant and care for crops).

Or do you mean drugs like peyote, which has been used by one of the most harmonious civilizations the earth has ever seen, and is as natural as picking a berry from a bush.

Or do you mean no marijuana? Which is the dried buds of a cannibis plant. Or do you mean nothing fabricated or manipulated, ie what the society you’re leaving deems narcotic? Because I’m sure the majority, if not all, of your society will be too busy trying to figure out how to, and making, tools and such just for basic survival to worry about pesky things such as making drugs and alcohol, which take time, security, and knowledge, which are all things you’re going to be sorely lacking.

So I wouldn’t worry about fucking drugs, dummy.

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
To those taking me seriously, for shame. It was a lighthearted post made with little to no planning. However, keep the hilarious comments coming, this is what this sub forum was made for.

Polo, you posted just the kind of reaction I was hoping for, well done.[/quote]

Just making sure you know just how intricate a successful working society/civilization/economy actual is and how we rely on faceless specialists just to survive and live the way we live.

But hey, good luck with your killings, I hope they turn out fine

[quote]Stern wrote:

double edit - dammit…DN when’d you go all private? >< [/quote]

I’ve always been private :slight_smile:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

double edit - dammit…DN when’d you go all private? >< [/quote]

I’ve always been private :)[/quote]

And when I think you can’t get anymore exotic…

=P

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[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
To those taking me seriously, for shame. It was a lighthearted post made with little to no planning. However, keep the hilarious comments coming, this is what this sub forum was made for.

Polo, you posted just the kind of reaction I was hoping for, well done.[/quote]

Just making sure you know just how intricate a successful working society/civilization/economy actual is and how we rely on faceless specialists just to survive and live the way we live.

But hey, good luck with your killings, I hope they turn out fine[/quote]

You’re getting wayyyyy to butthurt about all this. As I said, the post was made in jest and completely ignored logic for the most part. Ooops, I forgot that the internet is serious business and that no fun can be had. Hey! That’s a good new rule for my new society!

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
In response to all the threads that inevitably spiral into race and class discussions, I bring you my take on where our future should be headed in order to achieve harmony.

We must break free from the chains that bind us: the past wrongdoings and the stranglehold that our consumerist culture has us in. We must migrate to the desert as one and form a new civilization. One in which there is no race, there is no sexual preference, one in which everyone can have a voice and that voice will never be censored. If you want to call someone the “N” word, then I say go with it, because in the new world that word won’t be one of hate, for it will be “wicked awesome person”

We shall cultivate our own food, farm the land, and hunt the four legged beasts of this earth for sustenance and not sport. Those unwilling to take part in consumption of flesh shall be free to do as they please as long as it does not interfere with their “role”. The women shall not be gatherers, no, they shall do as they please. For the strongest women, shall be revered and hold equal place in our society. And there will be no shirts, unless you are gross from the waist up then you will be forced to cover that mess up or be exiled to “The Other Side”

Jobs will be assigned based on merit and merit alone. There will be no complaining when the slow are not given roles as hunters, lest the slow be hunted for their insolence. All crime will be punishable by death and guilt will be determined by credible witnesses. In a society where anything is possible, there will be no need for crime. Gone will be the stereotypes of the impoverished Negro, the greedy Jew, and the evil white man for we will all be as one.

What will unite us? Combat, to the death. The strong shall survive, the weak shall perish. It will be our entertainment, our sport, and our reason for endlessly and relentlessly searching for new means of making muscle. Men vs women, white vs black, abled vs disabled…none of this will matter, it will simply be Warrior vs Warrior. Future combatants, put down your chains and take up your bats with nails sticking out of them. It’s time we reject what the “Old Guard” have deemed correct and take our place as the new Masters of the Universe.

So shall it be written, so shall it be done…[/quote]

sounds like Valhalla.

I am SO fucking in~

^^ You are quickly becoming my most favored ally

It would be a utopian society until I descended upon it. Of course, there would be no witness to my descent, so I would inevitably be taken into the city-center to stand before the leaders. It is there that my reign of righteous terror will begin. Oh yes. Glorious.

As an alternative to Jase’s new world order, I present to you “FunkyTown”.

Our day centers around, work, eating, lifting and screwing.

The harder you work, the more food, weights, and sex you get.

Drugs and alcohol are allowed in measured amounts.

No fighting, unless it’s of the sexual nature.

Saturday nights are “Light Out” during any of the scheduled orgies. Join at your own risk/pleasure.

Suggestions are ALWAYS welcome.

[quote]imhungry wrote:
As an alternative to Jase’s new world order, I present to you “FunkyTown”.

Our day centers around, work, eating, lifting and screwing.

The harder you work, the more food, weights, and sex you get.

Drugs and alcohol are allowed in measured amounts.

No fighting, unless it’s of the sexual nature.

Saturday nights are “Light Out” during any of the scheduled orgies. Join at your own risk/pleasure.

Suggestions are ALWAYS welcome.[/quote]

Fuck, sorry Jase, but I’m out. IH just has a bigger and better package…

oo’er

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
As an alternative to Jase’s new world order, I present to you “FunkyTown”.

Our day centers around, work, eating, lifting and screwing.

The harder you work, the more food, weights, and sex you get.

Drugs and alcohol are allowed in measured amounts.

No fighting, unless it’s of the sexual nature.

Saturday nights are “Light Out” during any of the scheduled orgies. Join at your own risk/pleasure.

Suggestions are ALWAYS welcome.[/quote]

Fuck, sorry Jase, but I’m out. IH just has a bigger and better package…

oo’er
[/quote]

I must admit…ImHUNGry had me at sex/weights/alcohol (altho the measured amounts part has me questioning who would be handing out these amounts)

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
It would be a utopian society until I descended upon it. Of course, there would be no witness to my descent, so I would inevitably be taken into the city-center to stand before the leaders. It is there that my reign of righteous terror will begin. Oh yes. Glorious. [/quote]

If one were to battle the leader of the righteous terror, would one gain favor from the gods and gain access to Valhalla?

I gots to know~

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
As an alternative to Jase’s new world order, I present to you “FunkyTown”.

Our day centers around, work, eating, lifting and screwing.

The harder you work, the more food, weights, and sex you get.

Drugs and alcohol are allowed in measured amounts.

No fighting, unless it’s of the sexual nature.

Saturday nights are “Light Out” during any of the scheduled orgies. Join at your own risk/pleasure.

Suggestions are ALWAYS welcome.[/quote]

Fuck, sorry Jase, but I’m out. IH just has a bigger and better package…

oo’er
[/quote]

I must admit…ImHUNGry had me at sex/weights/alcohol (altho the measured amounts part has me questioning who would be handing out these amounts)[/quote]

The better work you do, the more you’ll receive.

We work to keep things as simple as possible.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
As an alternative to Jase’s new world order, I present to you “FunkyTown”.

Our day centers around, work, eating, lifting and screwing.

The harder you work, the more food, weights, and sex you get.

Drugs and alcohol are allowed in measured amounts.

No fighting, unless it’s of the sexual nature.

Saturday nights are “Light Out” during any of the scheduled orgies. Join at your own risk/pleasure.

Suggestions are ALWAYS welcome.[/quote]

Fuck, sorry Jase, but I’m out. IH just has a bigger and better package…

oo’er
[/quote]

I must admit…ImHUNGry had me at sex/weights/alcohol (altho the measured amounts part has me questioning who would be handing out these amounts)[/quote]

The better work you do, the more you’ll receive.

We work to keep things as simple as possible.[/quote]

KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid)
and picture as Emblem

[quote]imhungry wrote:
As an alternative to Jase’s new world order, I present to you “FunkyTown”.

Our day centers around, work, eating, lifting and screwing.

The harder you work, the more food, weights, and sex you get.

Drugs and alcohol are allowed in measured amounts.

No fighting, unless it’s of the sexual nature.

Saturday nights are “Light Out” during any of the scheduled orgies. Join at your own risk/pleasure.

Suggestions are ALWAYS welcome.[/quote]

Now that’s what I like.

Where do I sign in?

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
there will be no drugs, alcohol, or bodily poisons in the New World as we will have no need for crutches.[/quote]

If you view drugs as a crutch you’re no man to lead a revolution and your world will suck.

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
^^ You are quickly becoming my most favored ally [/quote]

He’s just trying to get on your good side so he can kill you, you stupid Canadian. Oh shit, I’ve said too much…