Two local stories of interest:
A man walking his dog in a heavily populated public park thought it’d be cool to let the canine (a rottweiler, no less) attack a swan.
An 18 year-old approached a random guy standing on the street and decked him with a right hand to the face. Meanwhile, the kid’s friend videotaped the incident.
Lovely. It’s only a matter of time before some jackass turns over a baby stroller. Here’s to hoping that the next time a valueless jerkoff feels the need to amuse himself that someone’s packing an icepick.