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The French

Having thoroughly enjoyed the thread on the military victories of the mighty French army, as well as the empassioned defense of and debate about French military prowess (even the defenders can’t claim any victories in almost 200 years…), I want to solicit Frog jokes. Besides, for some reason, the phrase “Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys” (no offense to the resident forum primate) just cracks me up. If I had a graphics program on my computer, I’m sure I could come up with a good pic, but alas, I don’t.

Anyway, I know all the Brits that frequent the forum have many, and it's been awhile since we had a joke string on here anyway. I'll start:

Did you hear about the French military rifle that was advertised on Ebay?

The owner wanted a premium price because of its pristine condition: never fired, and only dropped once.

BTW, check out http://www.francestinks.com for a good laugh.