trust me its kinda depressing
She is deff a keeper.
yeah… im not finding anyone else who would put up with my shit. Besides she keeps me in line.
You lot down there with your weird holidays
Us plebs up here still have to work.
I don’t even care but, I told the bosses that I’m pulling it in at 2pm, it’s beer o’clock and daddio-boy has a date with mrs hahns superdry
the only thing better than a shower beer is a shower scotch.
Confession: my gym is giving away free supplements today… and by gym, I mean Planet Fitness; and by supplements I mean pizza.
If it wasn’t cold, I don’t know how I would have passed on it. Which brings me to my confession… I hate cold pizza.
How would you keep the shower water out?
I’m tall and haven’t had a showerhead above my chest since I lived with my rich uncle.
How far down did he have to bend you to achieve that?
On the weekend, I do strongman events and on the way home I drop by a french patisserie and pick up an enormous vanilla slice to… errr “refuel”
This is infinitely worse than anything Planet Fitness can serve up.
I’ve had cronuts as preworkout. Infinitely superior to anything from supplement shop.
That’s because you haven’t had the shower bottle of Jack Daniels.
I Love 5/3/1 Triumvirate!
Injury has been the best thing for me actually.
I’m now running a variation (my own) Monday through Friday and I’m in and out of the gym in 45 minutes and I feel GREAT each day. I know it’s only been 2 weeks, but I think I REALLY like the idea of higher frequency but cutting the gym time back.
I haven’t seen this posted in a while. Figured I’d put a picture of a beer shower head here.
Golden shower ?
Following on from @anon96032531’ contribution here.
I have a baby monitor, really cool bit of kit but one annoyance is if you turn it on manually (as opposed to it turning because a child screams) then it will replay the second or so of whatever was happening when it last turned off.
Usually this means you get a short child’s scream replayed back to you. You get used to it and it doesn’t startle you after a while.
Well, not entirely because my child woke up, the monitor went off, I put it down and for whatever reason I decided to stand infront of the camera with my back to it while I settle him.
So I go to bed, I wake up at 4am the next day, go to the toilet, come out and check the baby monitor like I do every morning to see some fucking dude standing over my kid’s bed. I all of a sudden feel a rush of just fucking everything, my heart nearly explodss out my chest, then the guy disappears into thin air. I swear my anus expanded and contracted from airtight to the size of a trash canlid 1000 times in that split second.
My irrational, 4AM, mind thinks A FUCKING GHOST… then I realise what happened. It’s replaying me from last night.
Fucking assholes. I didn’t let out a girly scream though
tears man, that’s gold
Great story man, you must have been seriously spooked.
That’s scary shit right there!
Getting ready to throw up if I keep getting ad videos on you tube with that twit Kinobody!