The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

I didn’t say anything about broccoli!

Haha carrot, brocolli - po-ta-to, pa-tah-to

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to-ma-to, slam-ma-toe

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Carrot cake is delicious. Zucchini bread is delicious, I’ve never had zucchini cake but I’m sure there’s not much difference. Carrots are sweet when cooked, zucchini is neutral just takes on whatever flavors are added to it.

It’s said you can fry anything and it’ll taste good.

Well, if you pulverize “anything”, and add enough sugar, butter, eggs, and flour to “anything”, it’ll taste like dessert.

And if you use organic products, that dessert will be healthy…

(joke, just a joke, relax)

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You prety much nailed it! Well, except broccoli, that shit will ALWAYs taste like broccoli :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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You don’t use broccoli puree on your chicken and cheddar sammiches?

No, but I make a pretty good chicken cheddar broccoli soup! Does that count?

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Absolutely!

Little bacon bits too?

I don’t use broccoli puree either. I was just being gross.

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Every year everyone in my family names our respective Christmas trees, and my mom was offended that I named ours “Treesus, King of the Spruce.”

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She should be happy you didn’t name it Pinetius Pilate

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Most likely

I find it quite fascinating that some guy has managed to build an audience the way he has.

Trolling YouTube fitness gurus who always end up taking the bait.

I’m not too up to scratch with the stolen valor

I haven’t done a conventional deadlift since October (and that was at 50%) and I don’t miss them at all.

Came across a pic of the oldest when he was 14 and I was just getting him started into lifting during his off season from school sports.


14 years old

19 years old

He would shit if he knew I posted that old pick…LOL what are asshole dads for!

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I’m not used to guys shaving their legs, and armpits.

Whose legs and armpits do they usually shave?

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Just cause it’s a niche fetish, doesn’t mean it’s weird alright. No slut shaming.

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Just spent 5 times as much on a bottle of vodka as I did on a bicycle for my daughter for Xmas.
Bad dad of the year or right priorities ?

Possible alcoholic :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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But my daughter doesn’t drink that much really !

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boil broccoli. put in a blender, add a bit of water, garlic, basil, salt. a little bit of olive oil.

blend.

it freaking tastes like pesto. i was amazed.

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