I guess he now claims he just been purposely been trolling . What a idiot!
I’ve also noticed when I go through periods of very high volume leg work I can be extremely loose with my diet. BBB squat and DL days is basically 200 grams of protein and whatever cheat codes(cookies) I can use to hit 3500+ calories.
go to store bought cookies. Mega Stuffed Oreos. The american dream manifested in the form of an oreo.
Red velvet Oreos for the win
On the topic of garbage store bought food, my weakness lately has been Gushers. I may or may not have eaten 9 packs last night after waking up around 1 and struggling to get back to bed.
I found a box of Gushers, Fruit Roll Ups, and Fruit By The Foot in my house yesterday. 10 year old me would have had a field day, but I stayed strong and limited myself to 1 Gushers and 1 Roll Up.
My wife baked Christmas cookies and shattered my will power simultaneously.
Triggered
haha I was gonna say, back in middle school, I would run to the general store by my house and buy a bunch of gushers and fruit by the foot and hide them in my room(cause mum would freak with the sheer amount I had) and bring them to school lunch.
I remember being like 10 or so and discovering War Heads for the first time. I ate so many my tongue started peeling… To be a dumb kid…
Ah man, I don’t miss that feeling. Sour Skittles did the same thing.
Is it just me, or do they not make sour candies like they used too? I feel like the ones out today are very tame compared to how they used to be in the late 90s/early 00s. Or have I just become a man? is this what its like?
No idea, I haven’t had a sour candy since the early 00s…
Mine too, but they were for others so I couldn’t eat them. I just looked at them every time I walked in and out of the kitchen.
My wife was like “just use self-control”. I’m like, “Woman, you know I love chocolate chip cookies!”
Is it just me, or do they not make sour candies like they used too?
No it’s not you. It is nowhere near “real” Warhead status. Those things would take your breath away! I troed to find some for my son, just sad disappointment.
My wife baked Christmas cookies and shattered my will power simultaneously.
I have upset my wife greatly by refusing to eat her baked goods for the past decade for similar reasons.
My wife was like “just use self-control”. I’m like, “Woman, you know I love chocolate chip cookies!”
There are no cookies in the house. That means:
- No cookies have entered the house
- Cookies have appeared in the house and must all be quickly dealt with so no cookies are in the house.
Why is this such a difficult concept to grasp for some people? If you want to see self-control make something out of a dumb ingredient like zuchinni. Zuchinni cake… pfffft
I’ve slowly been noticing how much my supervisor has a weird obsession with asses. Like, more obsessed than I am with asses. Takes a speacial kind of person to beat me at that.
And now I’m craving trail mix and peanut butter. Damn
(I AM one of those guys you envy by the way)
Life is too short of zucchini derivative deserts. Eat the fucking cookie.