this logic also justifies a half oz of blow and some whores
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Own a prowler… Nowhere to use it
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Yeah but that bench doesn’t seem like such a big deal after the hookers turn up.
I love that clip. I laugh every time.
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I was asked a similar question just a couple of days ago during the Chinese New Year since everyone was buying lottery tickets. I didn’t answer because the only things that popped into my head were really “cat shelter, hookers and blow”.
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Because of the comedy that is the english language, this sentence is far more amazing when understood to mean “cat shelter, cat hookers, and cat blow”
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Cat hookers and cat blow wouldn’t be hard to find at cat shelters either. It’s like cat prison.
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NOW I get the term “Cathouse”
I have no idea what “cat blow” is.
On a seperate note, I just found out my wife has been making her own rice wine for guests without telling me since I don’t drink, which is pretty fucking illegal here. I instinctly asked her 2 things:
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Will it make anyone go blind?
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Is there also a meth lab somewhere around the house that I might stumble upon?
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ever the businessman
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No, you have no idea how bloody strict the law is over here with regards to drugs. Bringing in over a certain amount of weed will get you the death penalty.
Haha, na man I’m actually well aware. Drug laws in your part of the world are insane.
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That’s why the only fun we have here is studying math.
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Oh I dunno, you guys have those vending machines with used underwear in them. Those look kinda fun, I guess.
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That’s Japan. We don’t have them here. SAD!
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Where are you? Singapore? That’s the strictest place I’ve ever been to…
Sorry, I’m not revealing my location. AFAIK Singapore doesn’t have the strictest laws BUT they actually enforce them.
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Sorry, not trying to be nosy, just curious. I’m sure there are places with stricter laws on the books, but like you said, Singapore actually enforces them. I remember the dumbass American kid who got caned for theft and graffiti a while back. There’s a reason the city looks pristine. I actually really enjoyed my time there.
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