[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
…There were no plot twists.
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You didn’t think Dolph “dying” then coming back to kick some ass counted as a plot twist? That shit blew my mind…but I was also drunk
And yes, I think the relationship scene was just so we could see Statham rape some shit on the courts.
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*****SPOILER
Dolph…came back? I must have totally missed that… unless we’re talking about the end?
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SPOILER******
He didn’t come back until the last scene when they were chilling together. I thought he came back when they killed Eric Roberts at first, but then it turned out that Statham was just using his knife. VTBalla was crunked and got cornfused I think, unless I somehow missed that huge wrinkle.
I actually thought he was going to come back and save the day at some point, but it didn’t happen.
^and I thought I was alone in thinking that about Dolph Lundren.
Read an article where Stallone said if this does well he already has an idea for a sequel “I’m going on record saying I can’t imagine topping Terry’s Bad MOFO GUN. Or Randy’s Punch-the single coldest punch in Movie History”
Christ…I thought he was the one that killed Stone Cold…turns out that was probably Coutoure…I was pretty fucked up…the steak I snuck into the theater complimented the bourbon perfeclty though…even if they confiscated my grill…
[quote]four60 wrote:
^and I thought I was alone in thinking that about Dolph Lundren.
Read an article where Stallone said if this does well he already has an idea for a sequel “I’m going on record saying I can’t imagine topping Terry’s Bad MOFO GUN. Or Randy’s Punch-the single coldest punch in Movie History”[/quote]
If they do make a sequel, could they cast Steven Seagal for fuck’s sake?
This may have been addressed elsewhere, but Seagal wasn’t in this due to the filming of Machete, correct?
[quote]four60 wrote:
^and I thought I was alone in thinking that about Dolph Lundren.
Read an article where Stallone said if this does well he already has an idea for a sequel “I’m going on record saying I can’t imagine topping Terry’s Bad MOFO GUN. Or Randy’s Punch-the single coldest punch in Movie History”[/quote]
If they do make a sequel, could they cast Steven Seagal for fuck’s sake?
This may have been addressed elsewhere, but Seagal wasn’t in this due to the filming of Machete, correct?[/quote]
That’s what I had read and JCVD didn’t want to do it because the story wasn’t that good he claims
Honestly this movie could be Stallone and the rest farting on a snare drum and I’ll still see it and buy the special edition DVD
[quote]four60 wrote:
^and I thought I was alone in thinking that about Dolph Lundren.
Read an article where Stallone said if this does well he already has an idea for a sequel “I’m going on record saying I can’t imagine topping Terry’s Bad MOFO GUN. Or Randy’s Punch-the single coldest punch in Movie History”[/quote]
If they do make a sequel, could they cast Steven Seagal for fuck’s sake?
This may have been addressed elsewhere, but Seagal wasn’t in this due to the filming of Machete, correct?[/quote]
That’s what I had read and JCVD didn’t want to do it because the story wasn’t that good he claims
Honestly this movie could be Stallone and the rest farting on a snare drum and I’ll still see it and buy the special edition DVD[/quote]
JCVD is fag and would only ruin the movie.
Agreed though, I plan on seeing this and/or buying it on DVD once comes out.
After seeing the trailer to this movie four months ago i posted:
“HOLY…SHIT! This is Jesus, Mohammed & Buddah in a bar room brawl against a bunch of Orcs, Siths and Terminators. Wait, but the bar is on fire, and, and its hanging at the edge of a cliff, and, and there is a zombie farm at the bottom of the cliff, and, and the zombies are having a switchblade fight against a bunch of Minotars! That is the level of awesome this movie is on. All they have to do is throw in bunch of topless titties for no reason and this movie will become the new constitution of the United States”
Sadly it will not become the next constitution of the United States…But GOD DAMN if it wasn’t just as epic as all I described above. I was expecting a lot and was utterly satisfied on every level. The chemistry between the group was excellent. Jet Li had a great role, Statham stole the show IMO he was just rancid with a blade, wow.
I liked the joke about Arnold, it really made me chuckle. I forgot how massively imposing Lundren and Stonecold are. Crews had a AA 12 Shotgun and worked that shit like a timesquare hooker.
SPOILER
Favorite move: Statham and Li breaking that dudes neck…EPIC.
Best “Up yours Mother Fucker!!” moment: Returning after they barley got away and fucking destroying the Opposition force on the dock. That was fuckin’ badass.
END SPOILERS
Anyone who logs onto this site or even looked at a pair of weights, or grabbed a random woman’s juicy ass in a crowded place because you knew you wouldn’t get caught, should watch this fucking movie. Lord help anybody if they came to this movie expecting fucking Shakespeare. Go rip your balls off and put them in your water crest salad because you don’t fucking need them.
I can’t bring myself to watch this movie. No JCVD, no Jeff Speakman, hell I’d prefer Chuck Norris over Randy Coutre. I respect Randy but he’s not an action star. Hell, from Rocky 4 and Universal Soldier, what did Lundgren really do?
[quote]Jaynick77 wrote:
I can’t bring myself to watch this movie. No JCVD, no Jeff Speakman, hell I’d prefer Chuck Norris over Randy Coutre. I respect Randy but he’s not an action star. Hell, from Rocky 4 and Universal Soldier, what did Lundgren really do?[/quote]
[quote]Jaynick77 wrote:
I can’t bring myself to watch this movie. No JCVD, no Jeff Speakman, hell I’d prefer Chuck Norris over Randy Coutre. I respect Randy but he’s not an action star. Hell, from Rocky 4 and Universal Soldier, what did Lundgren really do?[/quote]
Ummm… wtf? Masters of the Universe? Red Scorpion? The Punisher? Stop assuming the position and watch some films NOT shown on TV.
[quote]BrahmaBull wrote:
“What don’t you like about what you see?” - Statham
“Everything” - Stallone
“Let’s get out of here.” - Statham
Actual stellar dialogue from the movie.
It’ll be out of the theatres by next week.[/quote]
You’re def on the lower end of the IQ scale aren’t you?
So you pick three lines out of a two hour long movie? Intelligent. You can do that with ANY movie.
What about all the stellar lines? Not going to start quoting them, bc A, I wont be able to quote them right and B, wont spoil shit. But there was a shit load of awesome ass lines.[/quote]
The fact that he got it wrong makes it even worse.
[quote]four60 wrote:
^and I thought I was alone in thinking that about Dolph Lundren.
Read an article where Stallone said if this does well he already has an idea for a sequel “I’m going on record saying I can’t imagine topping Terry’s Bad MOFO GUN. Or Randy’s Punch-the single coldest punch in Movie History”[/quote]
If they do make a sequel, could they cast Steven Seagal for fuck’s sake?
This may have been addressed elsewhere, but Seagal wasn’t in this due to the filming of Machete, correct?[/quote]
That’s what I had read and JCVD didn’t want to do it because the story wasn’t that good he claims
Honestly this movie could be Stallone and the rest farting on a snare drum and I’ll still see it and buy the special edition DVD[/quote]
JCVD is fag and would only ruin the movie.
Agreed though, I plan on seeing this and/or buying it on DVD once comes out. [/quote]
The fact that the man doesn’t know how to handle a gun and usually does that karate shit would have ruined it for me.
[quote]Jaynick77 wrote:
I can’t bring myself to watch this movie. No JCVD, no Jeff Speakman, hell I’d prefer Chuck Norris over Randy Coutre. I respect Randy but he’s not an action star. Hell, from Rocky 4 and Universal Soldier, what did Lundgren really do?[/quote]
I think we found the biggest homo (with a side of homo) in this place. JCVD sucks balls, plus he’s a whiny bitch.
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
After seeing the trailer to this movie four months ago i posted:
“HOLY…SHIT! This is Jesus, Mohammed & Buddah in a bar room brawl against a bunch of Orcs, Siths and Terminators. Wait, but the bar is on fire, and, and its hanging at the edge of a cliff, and, and there is a zombie farm at the bottom of the cliff, and, and the zombies are having a switchblade fight against a bunch of Minotars! That is the level of awesome this movie is on. All they have to do is throw in bunch of topless titties for no reason and this movie will become the new constitution of the United States”
Sadly it will not become the next constitution of the United States…But GOD DAMN if it wasn’t just as epic as all I described above. I was expecting a lot and was utterly satisfied on every level. The chemistry between the group was excellent. Jet Li had a great role, Statham stole the show IMO he was just rancid with a blade, wow.
I liked the joke about Arnold, it really made me chuckle. I forgot how massively imposing Lundren and Stonecold are. Crews had a AA 12 Shotgun and worked that shit like a timesquare hooker.
SPOILER
Favorite move: Statham and Li breaking that dudes neck…EPIC.
Best “Up yours Mother Fucker!!” moment: Returning after they barley got away and fucking destroying the Opposition force on the dock. That was fuckin’ badass.
END SPOILERS
Anyone who logs onto this site or even looked at a pair of weights, or grabbed a random woman’s juicy ass in a crowded place because you knew you wouldn’t get caught, should watch this fucking movie. Lord help anybody if they came to this movie expecting fucking Shakespeare. Go rip your balls off and put them in your water crest salad because you don’t fucking need them.[/quote]
^super BUMP:
Not sure my home speaker system will handle the sound of Crews AA-12.