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The Evidence Is In!

Ever since we got our first professional shots of my daughter back this past Wednesday, I have been postulating a theory that my childhood hero, Benny Hill somehow managed to impregnate my wife from beyond the grave.

Here is the photographic evidence. Judge for yourself.


Compare to photo above:

My daughter:


Benny Hill:

[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Ever since we got our first professional shots of my daughter back this past Wednesday, I have been postulating a theory that my childhood hero, Benny Hill somehow managed to impregnate my wife from beyond the grave.

Here is the photographic evidence. Judge for yourself.[/quote]

I agree. I see much chasing of maids and half naked women to fast upbeat 70’s keyboard music and overly used laughtracks in your future.


My daughter:

Benny Hill:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Ever since we got our first professional shots of my daughter back this past Wednesday, I have been postulating a theory that my childhood hero, Benny Hill somehow managed to impregnate my wife from beyond the grave.

Here is the photographic evidence. Judge for yourself.

I agree. I see much chasing of maids and half naked women to fast upbeat 70’s keyboard music and overly used laughtracks in your future.[/quote]

If only! I do have “Yackety Sax” playing on a repeating loop in my house at all times, though!

SHE IS ADORABLE!

And you are one funny father…this is how you introduce the Vogue shots of your daughter huh?

Tom Cruise genetically enginnered his daughter and got her on Vanity Fair EXCLUSIVE and you compare your baby with an old man…

…at least your baby looks happier than his - the evidence is in, indeed.

*Tom Cruise’s daughter has got a fluff name as well hasn’t she? Is it Shumi, Shanty or Salamy or something?

Now, Ariana is truly an Alpha Girl’s name.

She is absolutely adorable, really!

And she looks happy so you must be doing something right, eh?

Congratulations!

*Get her to pose for baby products and start making money of her immediately…

: p

Oh, she’s a cutie! Gotta love the curled lip in the second photo - get used to that expression, in about 10 years all you’ll hear is, “Oh, Daaaaaaaaaad! exasperated sigh

[quote]Alpha F wrote:
SHE IS ADORABLE!

And you are one funny father…this is how you introduce the Vogue shots of your daughter huh?

Tom Cruise genetically enginnered his daughter and got her on Vanity Fair EXCLUSIVE and you compare your baby with an old man…

…at least your baby looks happier than his - the evidence is in, indeed.

*Tom Cruise’s daughter has got a fluff name as well hasn’t she? Is it Shumi, Shanty or Salamy or something?

Now, Ariana is truly an Alpha Girl’s name.

She is absolutely adorable, really!

And she looks happy so you must be doing something right, eh?

Congratulations!

*Get her to pose for baby products and start making money of her immediately…

: p[/quote]

Thank you, thank you…

She only smiled when her mom or I got her attention off camera. The slightly psycho picture lady was waving a stuffed animal and yelling “BOOOOOO!!!”, which only made little Ari look at her like she was nuts. This is probably due to the fact that we actually speak real words to her and don’t make goble-de-gook noises at her at home.

And I’ve been pushing for that last suggestion for over a month now; just have to get mom to get motivated about it.

[quote]Jillybop wrote:
Oh, she’s a cutie! Gotta love the curled lip in the second photo - get used to that expression, in about 10 years all you’ll hear is, “Oh, Daaaaaaaaaad! exasperated sigh

[/quote]

Hee-hee! I can’t wait! I’m going to be the dad who answers the door in a Viking hat when her friends come over. Good times await!

HA! That’s hilarious!

Gorgeous daughter BTW.

Congrats, and good luck with the neighborhood boys in about 15-17 years.

[quote]SWR-1240 wrote:
HA! That’s hilarious!

Gorgeous daughter BTW.

Congrats, and good luck with the neighborhood boys in about 15-17 years.[/quote]

Thanks, man!

If I’ve done my job and julia and Alpha F have done their jobs correctly, she’ll be able to knock the snot out of any male her age that gives her any trouble.

Besides, I’m really not the personality type to be one of those “polishing my handguns when her date comes over” dads. That’s always seemed kind of weird to me, like passive incest or something.

[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Hee-hee! I can’t wait! I’m going to be the dad who answers the door in a Viking hat when her friends come over. Good times await![/quote]

You’re not the only one. My daughter is 12 now and I talk about aliens and monkeys battling in space when her friends are around. Always good for a giggle.

When it comes to boys, I am going to build a coffee table with a reversible top. The underside will have felt so I can clean my guns when the boys start coming around. Nothing like the of a .40 to straighten up an attitude.

By the way, you have a very cute baby. Congrats!

-folly

[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
If I’ve done my job and julia and Alpha F have done their jobs correctly, she’ll be able to knock the snot out of any male her age that gives her any trouble.

Besides, I’m really not the personality type to be one of those “polishing my handguns when her date comes over” dads. That’s always seemed kind of weird to me, like passive incest or something.[/quote]

It’s a joke between my daughter and I on the guns thing. The implication is that nothing is more important to me than the safety and happiness of my daughter.

Believe me, I’m not serious about the gun cleaning part, but your opinion changes as your kids get older.

Passive incest. Not sure I understand that one. Oh well.

-folly

[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Jillybop wrote:
Oh, she’s a cutie! Gotta love the curled lip in the second photo - get used to that expression, in about 10 years all you’ll hear is, “Oh, Daaaaaaaaaad! exasperated sigh

Hee-hee! I can’t wait! I’m going to be the dad who answers the door in a Viking hat when her friends come over. Good times await![/quote]

That is awesome man! Good stuff. And that’s an adorable little girl you got there. You should be showing everyone you know pictures all the time. Even show them to people you don’t know.

I believe, Alpha F, you are refering to baby “Surri”.

The “destined daughter” to unlock the key of the thetan Periphellion core implant to unite Earth (Teegeeack) with the Solotron planet Haansaim in the Galactic Federation of Planets, by L. Ron Hubbard.

…wackjob scientologists.

Anyway, You have a very cute baby and congrats on that!

[quote]folly wrote:
Passive incest. Not sure I understand that one. Oh well.
[/quote]

Cleaning the guns signifies sexual unavailability, with the implication being that the father has exclusive sexual rights that he may either retain or grant to potential partners.

Cute daughter, DC!

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I have always said that all babies look like Winston Churchill . . .