So I buy my undershirts and stuff like that at AJ Wright or places like that because it’s cheaper, and it’s not like anyone sees the irregular stuff they sell there. I went there today, and by the way the customers in that store are horrifying by the way. They make walmart customers look like royalty. I hate feeling like such a prick but it’s true.
They had some boxer-briefs from Joe boxer, and I needed a couple pairs, so I grabbed a package of two. The package was taped shut, like most of the packages in there. So when I opened it at home and tried on the black pair there’s a conspicuous grayish-white stain on them. Did I buy pre-jizzed underwear?