“Well DAVE, I hope my resume is good enough for yourself. I am 6’2 230 and play college football. Clean close to 400 lbs, and run a 4.67. I’m the type of cat you really dont want to see on the feild. But I dont need to tell yourself anything you probably no it all being 180 with 10% bodyfat, I can picture you now”
Dude, invisible, anybody that feels the need to post their “resume” on an internet message board to help prove somebody wrong has serious problems. The fact of the matter isn’t that you can clean “close to” 400 lbs or that you’re “they type of cat you wouldn’t wanna see on the field.” The fact of the matter is that I made a post that had the sarcasm overflowing off of it and you still didn’t pick it up, infact, you even went on to say that I was ignorant. Lets just say that you’re right and that I am ignorant. In that case, you my friend, would be one of the most gullible people in the world because for anybody to believe somebody else when they say that they do Swiss Ball squats while wearing rollerblades would have to be THE MOST gullible motherfucker on the face of the planet.
Also, considering the fact that you’re in college, I truly truly hope that you work on that spelling for your own sake as well as the other poor people that are forced to listen to your mindless banter (as well as your grammar)…
“…good enough for yourself.”
“But I dont need to tell yourself anything…”
"…“you probably no it all…”
I sure hope to God that you’ve only been speaking English for a short while because if you’ve been speaking English your whole life then God have mercy on you.
Finally, I’d rather be ignorant and 140 lbs (which by the way has changed since the time I wrote that profile) than a stupid, gullible, dumbass who isn’t the type of cat you wouldn’t wanna see on the “feild.” I’mma shaken in mah boots!