The Best Pre-Workout is Hatred

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3/21/23 - Jordan Peters PPL Push 2

Weight: 209.6lb
Recovery: 50% (5h 40m slept)


+10mins sauna (was so hot i thought someone was trying to Final Destination me)
+12mins Hyperbed Tanning

  • Smith Bench replaced by BB Bench (RIP ego)
  • Cable Flyes replaced by DB Flye
  • Cable Lateral Raises replaced by DB Lateral Raises

Going to be trying a new work schedule… will be forcing myself to wake up earlier to train before work. Now I’ll only be waking up at 3am :skull:


Food
Cal: 2035
P: 240g
C: 205g
F: 21g

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3/22/23 - Jordan Peters PPL Pull 2

Weight: 208.1lb
Recovery: 50% (4h 53m slept)

  • Progressed on all lifts, a little too much on some.
  • Had one dude walk up to me and say “I’m trying to look like you. You’re the motivation this morning.”
  • Had another dude (fat, in his late 50s) say “I used to look like you when I was younger”. So that was an interesting display of the human condition.

Was up at 3 to make this happen.

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Gross. Your commitment is outstanding.

This is fantastic. He is picking a great role model.

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3/23/23 - Jordan Peters PPL Legs 2

Weight: 208.7lb
Recovery: 66% (5h 23m slept)

Another 3am scream-grunting session.


+10mins Cardio

  • Today was supposed to be a cardio/rest day… got 10 mins into LISS cardio before i got bored and hit legs. Holy fuck that was a bad idea. I should have stuck to cardio, hopefully that’s a lesson I learn this time.
  • I was getting actual nervous tremors prior to Leg Press. The weight and reps i need to push to continue progressing are getting genuinely intimidating, and now i have to put on an 8th plate :disapproval:
  • Leg pumps are still crazy and IDK why. Never had them like this before and nothing im taking should be giving me pumps.
  • Loaded Carries to follow. Probably just doing them at the house later to flex on the neighbors…

Will be moving to JP PPL Rest-Pause as this was the last session for this meso.


Food
Cal: 2495
P: 256g
C: 251g
F: 46g
*will be taking a deload week before moving to Rest-Pause

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3/27/23 - Jordan Peters RP PPL Push 1

If Jordan Peters and Dante Trudel has a baby, it’s program would look like this.

Weight: 210.0lb
Recovery: 43% (4h 44m slept)

Another 3am session in the books… it almost feels like I’m an adult. Scary stuff.

^ I lied because I’m not capable of taking it easy.

  • Will have to workshop Push movements after crushing triceps.

Food
Cal: 2350
P: 192g
C: 149g
F: 106g

Class cut out early so I’m home early. If i don’t get cardio in tonight, it will be tomorrow morning. Maybe both, depends how froggy i get :frog:
Bloodwork coming up soon, will post to my TRT log.

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Good job waking up early and getting your work done Andrew, keep it up!
Don’t stop!

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That seems a theme on here, I’m just the same :rofl:

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100% don’t believe - nobody else was awake and in the gym at 3am.

Good on you, man. Looks like the lower volume stuff really agrees with you.

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Tell me you’re jealous without telling me you’re jealous :nail_care:


I want to point out the irony that of the 2 comments I got, that this is the one you don’t believe :joy:

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Well, we were both in the military, so I know the planet is apparently full of people (in your last unit) that looked just like me, except that person was just a little faster/ leaner/ bigger/ stronger.

And, also, the person talking to me always was better than me at everything until he twisted his ankle once and couldn’t run for 2 weeks so gained 67 lbs.

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It really is a sad story.

Dude had so much potential, he was going to go pro until he twisted his ankle 35 years ago. Life just isn’t fair :disappointed_relieved:

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As a dude who legitimately packed on 40lbs after I tore my patellar tendon, I feel personally attacked.

Though for what it’s worth, 5 months later and still 40lbs heavier I ran 1.5 miles in 9:44, so I didn’t completely lose it haha

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I gained well over 30lbs when I got out, so I get it, but my problem was still feasting like I was on leave but now it was just every day

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Me too, mine went straight to the biceps.

Makes a man’s lower back hurt toting these things around, but if that’s the burden I have to bear…

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3/28/23 - Cardio Day

Weight: 208.5lb
Recovery: 31% (4h 7m slept)

Noting fun or exciting today. Just working random skill stuff to get the heartrate up before being a treadmill lackey.

Toes to Bar
x8
x8

Band Pull-Aparts
x10
x10

BW Dips
x10
x10

I’m going to lose this fucking fat if i have to cardio the shit off me. Fucking tired of seeing it.


+15 mins Treadmill 3.5%, 3.3 speed. HR: 130-140bpm.
+20mins Stationary Bike lv10. HR: 140bpm


Food
Cal: 2043
P: 238g
C: 161g
F: 44g

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You get up at 3? Must feel nice to sleep in. I get up yesterday!

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3/29/23 - Rest (forced)
Slept about 3.5 hours this day. It just didn’t make sense to train like that.

Food
Cal: 1510
P: 155g
C: 167g
F: 28g
^should have eaten more protein


3/30/23 - Jordan Peters RP PPL Pull 1

Weight: 208.3lb
Recovery: 55% (5h 1m slept)

Starting to like this role 3am iron therapy thing.

  • It’s like Groundhog Day for Biceps veins up in here.
  • Should probably follow this with LISS later today.

Progress Update
Going to try taking these every 2 weeks for more ‘real time’ feedback… not sure how much I can trust my scale currently.


^had 7 whole seconds to take this, so no judging. Location had to change a tad because there was an old dude blow drying his balls in my usual spot.


Food
Cal: 2208
P: 250g
C: 225g
F: 27g

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3/31/23 - Rest (forced)
Didn’t have time to train with school going on.

Food
Cal: 2000
P: 246g
C: 131g
F: 46g

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My good friend, I always make fun of people that give themselves this excuse, but I’ve finally run into it myself: I lost a couple pounds (finally!) this week after eating a couple hundred calories more and lifting a little less (cardio about the same, though).

I still haven’t figured out how to sleep, so whatever there.

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