T Nation

The Anabolic Prayer

“Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my Mag-10 to keep.
If I gain ten pounds in the coming year,
it’s because I had to buy illegal gear.
Write you representatives, and ring their bell, tell them the FDA can go to hell”


couldn’t be said better!

…keep lifting…


no i am not

yes I am

no i am really not