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The 7 Most Easily Escapable Movie Monsters


#1

#2

love cracked


#3

You know a movie is scary when someone writes a half-baked escape plan after watching it.


#4

Cracked.com is the shit! I can spend hours on that site reading article after article..


#5

Same lol, I love the guys' sense of humor


#6

Finally someone else thought of the obvious answer to the ring that I'd been thinking about for years.


#7

Haha, this touches exactly on the predator one!


#8

There is no escape from ROCKULA


#9

I don't believe you. If I threw beautiful women at you, you would be distracted enough for us to escape.


#10

Yeap. Cracked is probably one of the best staffed websites there is. Those guys get it.


#11

I've long wondered why someone doesn't grab Chucky by the hair and throw him into a dog cage. Problem solved.


#12

Don't forget the Daleks...just go upstairs and you're safe!


#13

Adding Predator in that list seems a bit ridiculous. We're talking about a race that is trained to kill. The one in Predator 2 was just a novice and he destroyed plenty of gangs.


#14

But it's true that they're hunters, and if they don't consider you a worthy opponent then you usually aren't fair game.


#15

They will still kill you if you are a potential threat.
A pregnant woman or a little kid may not be a potential threat in his own, but a man who is fit and healthy could put him in problems...so we'd get slaughtered.


#16

LOL


#17

Didn't he kill all those people on the train. Or where they armed? I can't really remember. Either way that strategy they gave seems flawed as shit.


#18

That naked man was sure a big threat.


#19

That's true. I guess when they talk about the Predator's "sense of honor," they're going more off of what was developed in books and comics. The first Predator movie showed that a little bit, but the second one, not so much.

Well, the second movie sucked anyways.