That's Messed Up: Nutrition Edition

[anna_5588]

not messed up!!!

[Bagsy]

@QuadQueen

I LOVE peanut butter on sweet potatoes - it will change your life!!

That’s not messed up though. Any type of nut butter is also good on sweet potatoes.

[Bronwen_Blunt]

@anna_5588

If you blend eggs into hot coffee it becomes foamy and creamy.

Egg whites? Does it taste good??

[anna_5588]

There’s really no taste. It just becomes foam. The heat of the coffee pretty much cooks it, like a merengue

[T3hPwnisher]

@Bronwen_Blunt

Peanut butter on scrambled eggs is a wonderful combo too!

Yup! Sunflower butter too.

[Brant_Drake]

Just a few, because I’ve had a lot.

Don’t make mashed potatoes in a blender, unless you want to eat wallpaper paste.

If your salmon is sticking to the pan, make sure you didnt get your salt and sugar mixed up.

If you’re making stir fry, don’t toss your veggies in the same bowl with raw chicken. Then forget to cook the chicken.

If you have a dog and are making chili, check the cans twice.

I had a friend who was prepping for a local Bodybuilding show, and a couple days before I visited and he was eating a plain chicken breasts with strawberry jam and swore it was "so good.

[theinneroh]

@hankthetank89

since because of the war, real meat has become unaffordable.

Chicken has stopped being affordable here too. A 10lb bag of chicken breast used to be $16 at Sam’s, now it is $35 when you can find it.

@hankthetank89

and it also tasted like a gay party did fuck a smelly, dirty homeless guy in the ass, all of them came inside…after which he squatted over a glass and let it all out in a glass… after which he left it in the summer heat, in the sun, for a week, and then microwaved it.

This was quite colorful! And painted the picture very well.

[SBT]

@Bronwen_Blunt

Maybe the pepper would have been tasty in the shake

After reading some of the replies here (yuck!), I’m starting to think it wouldn’t have been that bad. Haha