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Texts from Last Night - Website


#1

Hilarious:

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com


#2

http://www.dontevenreply.com/top.php

much better!!!


#3

I love those sites..
I go on txts from last night pretty much everyday..
It makes you realize just how dirty girls are.. lol


#4

"My blind date has arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand."

^

By far my favorite lol


#5

Small sample of my favs.

(810): I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.

(858): in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"

(720): Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
(303): I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.

(574): pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.

(225): Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.

(815): i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.

(815): Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.

(608): You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
(1-608): I like taco bell too

(970): She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag

(415): how hairy? two words: wookie tits

(573): shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.

(315): So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.