T Nation

Testosterone Range

Testosterone Range

If your “T” levels low
It will be tough times to grow
No muscle, lots of fat, depression
No Sex, no Mojo

Diagnosed hypogonadal
Subphysiological range
Going suprephysiological
Does a lot for the brain

You can use a patch on
The scrotal “chicken sack”
Let it permeate through the skin
Liberate the brain, no longer amnesiac

Or test cyp with a long half-life
To get there really fast
Poke yourself 21g to draw 25g to inject
Twice a week for steady-state avast

Estrogen begets gynecomastia effect
Tamoxifen will be your best bet
Red dots on the skin, lets not
DHT is the culprit, skin epaulet

Expected reaction, lust filled thoughts
As I pump the iron
Normal feels better than no “T” at all
Muscles grow big as I clinch my iron jaw

Sex you say, Guinevere’s glad
Best dam sex she’s ever had
With smiles of delete from
Her knight Sir PressALot

Rodney L. Eisenbrandt

[quote]nevadarod wrote:
Testosterone Range

If your “T” levels low
It will be tough times to grow
No muscle, lots of fat, depression
No Sex, no Mojo

Diagnosed hypogonadal
Subphysiological range
Going suprephysiological
Does a lot for the brain

You can use a patch on
The scrotal “chicken sack”
Let it permeate through the skin
Liberate the brain, no longer amnesiac

Or test cyp with a long half-life
To get there really fast
Poke yourself 21g to draw 25g to inject
Twice a week for steady-state avast

Estrogen begets gynecomastia effect
Tamoxifen will be your best bet
Red dots on the skin, lets not
DHT is the culprit, skin epaulet

Expected reaction, lust filled thoughts
As I pump the iron
Normal feels better than no “T” at all
Muscles grow big as I clinch my iron jaw

Sex you say, Guinevere’s glad
Best dam sex she’s ever had
With smiles of delete from
Her knight Sir PressALot

Rodney L. Eisenbrandt
[/quote]

Uuuuhh…

Hey, thumbs up!

Haha, that’s pretty good. =]