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Testing - PLEASE HELP!

I am an NCAA athlete. I finished my cycle of Test Enantate about 4 weeks ago and found out that my school is testing me next week! RANDOM! so I’m shittin bricks right now! I’m trying to find out the most effective way to pass my urine test. PLEASE HELP me!

Is there any product to clean me out or any masking ways? Anything I can do?
Any advice is greatly welcomed and appreciated.

PS- I think this site is the best on the web. A BIG thanx to all of you for doing what you do.

The detection time for testosterone enantate is up to 3 months. It looks like you are pretty screwed! I only have one suggestion I can make: that is using a catheter and someone else’s clean urine, however I doubt that you will be able to find someone to do this for you within the next several days, for test time. There are tests now to identify masking agents, and assuming your test is as sophisticated as the IOC, your goose is royally cooked! Athletes are not getting away with much these days, their options are limited. Being in your situation, you should have stuck with either test propinate (detection time of 2-3 weeks) or test suspension (detection time of a few days).

If they are pee testing you, then this is how I beat plenty of tests for THC.
One hour before test-
(1) pee
(2) slam about 60 oz.s or more of water
(3) pee again before test
(4) next few pees are clean and look ultra clear
(5) take creatine with the water, its byproduct is one of the things they look for to see if urine is diluted
(6) you’ll have to piss like hell for the next few hours after!
(7) Good luck!

[quote]lizard king wrote:
If they are pee testing you, then this is how I beat plenty of tests for THC.
One hour before test-
(1) pee
(2) slam about 60 oz.s or more of water
(3) pee again before test
(4) next few pees are clean and look ultra clear
(5) take creatine with the water, its byproduct is one of the things they look for to see if urine is diluted
(6) you’ll have to piss like hell for the next few hours after!
(7) Good luck![/quote]

don’t waste your time. The testing process will be measuring the ratio between your test, and epitest - this ratio cannot be changed by diluting your urine! There are many other tests they do besides this one as well to identify any steroid/ stimulant/ masking agent in the sample. That is why these tests cost over $1000.00 to perform per individual.

There is a good chance that your test/epitest ratios are within normal limits by now, depending on the length of your cycle and the dosage of your last shot. I passed an NCAA test a few years ago after being off of test enanthate for about a month, so i wouldnt worry too much. Is this a school test or an NCAA test? Often colleges only test for recreational drugs and the testing is alot easier to cheat on than an NCAA test.

I honestly don’t know where the 3 months detection time for test enanthate comes from. When you think about it logically …

  1. Testosterone, even esterified testosterone, is chemically identical to your own natural endogenous testosterone. So there is no foreign metabolites left once the substance leaves the system. This is why synthetic steroids are easier to detect and can be detected for a longer period of time: even when the drug has left the system, there might still be some of their metabolites in the body. Since metabolites of synthetic steroids are not normally found in the body, even the slightest residue left will be detected. This is why some anabolics can be detected for upward to 3-8 months (even more than that in some rare cases). However, since testosterone has no foreign metabolites, and since the substance is normally found in the body, the only way to test positive for testosterone is if the test:epitest ratio is over 6:1 (which is a pretty conservative set point considering that in a normal individual the ratio is 1:1 … the ratio is set at the maximum possible level to avoid legal problems).

  2. Test enanthate has a half-life of around 10-12 days. Depending on the length and importance of the cycle, that means that after 4-5 weeks there should not be any exogenous test in your system.

Because of both of these reasons I believe that your test:epitest ratio should not be out of whack and lead to a positive drug test. However it’s still possible, but doubtful. Heck, most athletes can get away with 50mg of testosterone propionate every 3-4 days and still be under the 6:1 ratio… Many will take 25-50mg of test suspension (half-life of less than 24 hours) per day and be able to test clean by stopping 2-3 days before a test (I would not recommand that you do this though, athletes who do this have their ratio tested frequently by an hired doctor so they know exactly how much they can get away with).

I suggest fasting 24-36 hours before your test as fasting has been shown to lower testosterone levels (this strategy has been used by bulgarian lifters several times).

Other than that all you can do is pray and stick with short acting testosterone (propionate or suspension) in the future.

The detetion time was taken from a reputable sourse, however it is the ‘outside’ limit of detection. He verywell may be able to pass within a month after his last injection.

ive taken quick-caps and tabs to pass federal drug tests in the past. although, that was to get rid of other things like pot. however, you may be able to call this number and ask if they would help 480 967-9115. i really think your best bet is to buy the whizzinator or urinator. its a contraption that you wear like underwear and fill with someone else “clean” urine. it even has a heater to maintain a certain temperature. the only problem would come in if some had to watch you piss, or if you had to strip down beforehand. even then it looks like ummm…a dick. you can even order by skin color. not sure if you would have time to get one. good luck man!