Testicular Lump

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[quote]ahzaz wrote:
BigE05 wrote:
Well if you have not gone to the DR do so. I did and mine turned out to be a non-agresive cancer. I had to get the bad one removed. No biggy thous…since a pair of testies only work at 50% once one is gone the other one picks up the slack.

If you are worried about women noticing dont…I have had many of women since and not one has mentioned anything and even when I did they said really…even after they have been upclose and personal :slight_smile:

Dont they have ball implants? Like a fake ball put in there just so it looks normal? And that 50% stuff sounds interesting.[/quote]

I am sure they do but you really can not tell…

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[quote]

Dont they have ball implants? Like a fake ball put in there just so it looks normal? And that 50% stuff sounds interesting.

I am sure they do but you really can not tell…[/quote]

This is where we are all waiting with bated breath to see if anyone expresses a contrary opinion. To OP: How did it go?

TQB

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Even if it’s the unthinkable, most guys do alright after chemo. My dad had it, so I have to look forward to it in the possible future.

Also, a friend just had it in his CHEST, yes his chest… He had some abnormal testicular growth in his chest and whatever… But he’s fine.

Either way, good luck.

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[quote]beebuddy wrote:
He had some abnormal testicular growth in his chest and whatever… But he’s fine.

[/quote]

Your friend’s balls are in his chest?

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Ive actually had the same thing twice. Actually just got the result from the last one a few weeks ago and it was a cyst this time as well. Gave me a pretty bad scare the first time since we have some testicular and prostate cancer in my family :slight_smile:

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[quote]Reef wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
He had some abnormal testicular growth in his chest and whatever… But he’s fine.

Your friend’s balls are in his chest?[/quote]

he hes normal balls, but there was some abnormal growth there in the chest and it was testicular tissue.

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wow, weird.

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[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Reef wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
He had some abnormal testicular growth in his chest and whatever… But he’s fine.

Your friend’s balls are in his chest?

he hes normal balls, but there was some abnormal growth there in the chest and it was testicular tissue.[/quote]

Are you sure you didn’t misunderstand? Is this how it went down:

Him: I, uh, have something to tell you. It’s kind of hard for me to say it.
You: Ok, sure, you know you can tell me anything.
Him: Well, I had some testicular thingie on my chest recently.
You: Testicular thingie? Do you mean like a growth?
Him: Um, yeah, I guess you could say there was some growth involved.
You: But you’re ok, right?
Him: Actually, I’ve never been better.
You: Whew, you had me worried. For a minute there, I thought you were going to say you were gay or something. Come on, let’s hit the showers!
Him: I thought you’d never ask…

Nttawwt.

DB

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Had the ultrasound yesterday morning. She was hot. The combination of a hot girl massaging your balls with cold, slimy goo and a clinical setting causes mixed emotions to say the least.

I’ll hear from my doc in a day or two I am told.

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
Reef wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
He had some abnormal testicular growth in his chest and whatever… But he’s fine.

Your friend’s balls are in his chest?

he hes normal balls, but there was some abnormal growth there in the chest and it was testicular tissue.

Are you sure you didn’t misunderstand? Is this how it went down:

Him: I, uh, have something to tell you. It’s kind of hard for me to say it.
You: Ok, sure, you know you can tell me anything.
Him: Well, I had some testicular thingie on my chest recently.
You: Testicular thingie? Do you mean like a growth?
Him: Um, yeah, I guess you could say there was some growth involved.
You: But you’re ok, right?
Him: Actually, I’ve never been better.
You: Whew, you had me worried. For a minute there, I thought you were going to say you were gay or something. Come on, let’s hit the showers!
Him: I thought you’d never ask…

Nttawwt.

DB[/quote]

LOL

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
Reef wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
He had some abnormal testicular growth in his chest and whatever… But he’s fine.

Your friend’s balls are in his chest?

he hes normal balls, but there was some abnormal growth there in the chest and it was testicular tissue.

Are you sure you didn’t misunderstand? Is this how it went down:

Him: I, uh, have something to tell you. It’s kind of hard for me to say it.
You: Ok, sure, you know you can tell me anything.
Him: Well, I had some testicular thingie on my chest recently.
You: Testicular thingie? Do you mean like a growth?
Him: Um, yeah, I guess you could say there was some growth involved.
You: But you’re ok, right?
Him: Actually, I’ve never been better.
You: Whew, you had me worried. For a minute there, I thought you were going to say you were gay or something. Come on, let’s hit the showers!
Him: I thought you’d never ask…

Nttawwt.

DB[/quote]

considering he just got his hair back I really don’t see the humor.

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[quote]beebuddy wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
Reef wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
He had some abnormal testicular growth in his chest and whatever… But he’s fine.

Your friend’s balls are in his chest?

he hes normal balls, but there was some abnormal growth there in the chest and it was testicular tissue.

Are you sure you didn’t misunderstand? Is this how it went down:

Him: I, uh, have something to tell you. It’s kind of hard for me to say it.
You: Ok, sure, you know you can tell me anything.
Him: Well, I had some testicular thingie on my chest recently.
You: Testicular thingie? Do you mean like a growth?
Him: Um, yeah, I guess you could say there was some growth involved.
You: But you’re ok, right?
Him: Actually, I’ve never been better.
You: Whew, you had me worried. For a minute there, I thought you were going to say you were gay or something. Come on, let’s hit the showers!
Him: I thought you’d never ask…

Nttawwt.

DB

considering he just got his hair back I really don’t see the humor.[/quote]

I guess I just passed another mile marker on the road to hell.

Sorry. But, in my defense, you did say he was fine and you never said that it was anything serious.

DB

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
Reef wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
He had some abnormal testicular growth in his chest and whatever… But he’s fine.

Your friend’s balls are in his chest?

he hes normal balls, but there was some abnormal growth there in the chest and it was testicular tissue.

Are you sure you didn’t misunderstand? Is this how it went down:

Him: I, uh, have something to tell you. It’s kind of hard for me to say it.
You: Ok, sure, you know you can tell me anything.
Him: Well, I had some testicular thingie on my chest recently.
You: Testicular thingie? Do you mean like a growth?
Him: Um, yeah, I guess you could say there was some growth involved.
You: But you’re ok, right?
Him: Actually, I’ve never been better.
You: Whew, you had me worried. For a minute there, I thought you were going to say you were gay or something. Come on, let’s hit the showers!
Him: I thought you’d never ask…

Nttawwt.

DB

considering he just got his hair back I really don’t see the humor.

I guess I just passed another mile marker on the road to hell.

Sorry. But, in my defense, you did say he was fine and you never said that it was anything serious.

DB[/quote]

Yea, maybe I was a little over sensitive. It’s just scary to see such a young guy almost bite-it.

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[quote]beebuddy wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
Reef wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
He had some abnormal testicular growth in his chest and whatever… But he’s fine.

Your friend’s balls are in his chest?

he hes normal balls, but there was some abnormal growth there in the chest and it was testicular tissue.

Are you sure you didn’t misunderstand? Is this how it went down:

Him: I, uh, have something to tell you. It’s kind of hard for me to say it.
You: Ok, sure, you know you can tell me anything.
Him: Well, I had some testicular thingie on my chest recently.
You: Testicular thingie? Do you mean like a growth?
Him: Um, yeah, I guess you could say there was some growth involved.
You: But you’re ok, right?
Him: Actually, I’ve never been better.
You: Whew, you had me worried. For a minute there, I thought you were going to say you were gay or something. Come on, let’s hit the showers!
Him: I thought you’d never ask…

Nttawwt.

DB

considering he just got his hair back I really don’t see the humor.

I guess I just passed another mile marker on the road to hell.

Sorry. But, in my defense, you did say he was fine and you never said that it was anything serious.

DB

Yea, maybe I was a little over sensitive. It’s just scary to see such a young guy almost bite-it. [/quote]

Yep. Mediastinal germ cell tumor. Seen it and fixed it, and still something to respect.

I have also had a male patient with ovary cancer…

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[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
Had the ultrasound yesterday morning. She was hot. The combination of a hot girl massaging your balls with cold, slimy goo and a clinical setting causes mixed emotions to say the least.

I’ll hear from my doc in a day or two I am told.[/quote]

Let us know.

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It’s been a couple days. Just thinking about you. Hope it’s just something we can all giggle about. If not, I’m sure Dollarbill can find a way to stick his foot in his mouth… again.

J

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Feels right and left nuts…

Hope everything turns out alright and probably benign. Don’t stress, when you stress a lot out of nothing, its not good on one’s health!

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epidymic cyst, hooray!

you know, i really appreciate the support i received in this thread. thanks a lot folks.

:slight_smile:

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Good to hear!!

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Fantastic news!

Cheers!