[quote]Dan Fouts wrote:
The problem with Texas is that nobody wants to f*cking go there. You may be able to fool the unsuspecting, but those of us that have been there know what I am talking about.
Seriously, the only people that want to go to Texas already live there. When was the last time anyone said “Man, I wish I could move to Texas”?
Now, “Man, I wish I could move to California / New York / Colorado” … I have in real life heard that.
What again is the draw? Girls and steak? Wwooooow! Great idea, as there are just so many lady killers among us. Sounds more like tube steak (boogie) to me.
This should adequately agitate the “Texas is the greatest planet in the universe” crowd.
PS: If you do have a Texas T Fest, I would come but only to place a boot to the nutsack of one “rainjack.”[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHA! Dan, you never disappoint!
I actually have a friend who is moving to TX because she LIKES it here. (Eh, it’s a palce to live. I’m not totally in love w/ the place, but it’ll do.)
That said, I’d love to meet you!