Tell Me About Your Jobs.

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ER Nurse:

  1. Triage
  2. Dysrhythmia/Arrhythmia
  3. Defibrillator
  4. Resuscitation
  5. Pharmaceuticals
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[quote]pookie wrote:
m0dd3r wrote:
brilliant, although I’d make one change

sudo rm -Rf /

Ha! Real men log in as root.

:slight_smile:
[/quote]

Ha! Real men just know better than to wipe their system while using it.

23

Medical Tech:

Idiopathic
Myocardial
Hyponatremia
Psychosis
Mycobacteriocidal

Medical terms are always fun.

24

Geriatric Social Worker

  1. Old People
  2. Crazy Old People
  3. Crazy Old People’s Families
  4. Crazy Old People’s Crazy Families
25

[quote]WVN wrote:
Analyst:

  1. Lager
  2. Light
  3. Kegs
  4. Cans
  5. Bottles[/quote]

I think I’d like your job. Is the taste test a part of QA/QC like it is for Coca-Cola? I worked for Coke as a tech in their lab and tasted all the flavors of soda packaged there to insure it tasted right.

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[quote]Luigi_M wrote:
Kayrob wrote:

Accountant:

  1. Debit
  2. Credit
  3. Asset
  4. Liability
  5. Depreciate

Same thing for me!

Kayrob are you a CPA?[/quote]

I am not a CPA. I will finish my masters in December and will be eligible to take the exam at that point. I have worked in industry accounting for about 10 years now, should have done this a lot sooner! I did get my bachelors and masters paid for by employers though.

27

Telecom Engineer.

  1. Cutover
  2. Punchdown
  3. 110 Block
  4. Cat 5
  5. Routing
28

RadioShack Senior Sales Associate:

  1. Cellphones
  2. SPIFF
  3. Dumbass
  4. Crack [Whore]
  5. LCD [LSD?]
29

Research Assistant

PCR (polymerase chain reaction)
gel electrophoresis
flow cytometry
cell culture
Deoxyribonucleic acid isolation

30

[quote]BoxBabaX wrote:
Research Assistant

PCR (polymerase chain reaction)
gel electrophoresis
flow cytometry
cell culture
Deoxyribonucleic acid isolation[/quote]

Damn, I haven’t seen this stuff since college. I really wish I could have done more with gel electrophoresis.

31

RAGOO:

Our jobs aren’t so different. I just happen to be in a hospital.

Gel Electrophoresis is old old school! Ouchterlony anybody? :slight_smile:

32

i have 2 jobs…

Main Job
(software developer/project manager)

  1. Inheritance
  2. Polymorphic
  3. Voxel
  4. Algorithm
  5. Deployment

Second Job
(gym owner)

  1. Renewal
  2. Power-Rack
  3. Physiology
  4. Physiology
  5. Hypertrophy
33

Environmental Specialist

Remediation
Compliance
Enforcement
Attorney
Penalty

34

Perceptual Artist.

  1. I see beauty in all things
  2. I see beauty in all things
  3. I see beauty in all things
  4. I see beauty in all things
  5. I see beauty in all things

Basically, I’m pretty useless!

: P

35

Jail Seargent

  1. Writ
  2. Felony
  3. Misdemeanor
  4. Counsel
  5. Sentence

Most used phrase: “STFU you drunk ass”
Funniest phrase “Richard put your shorts back on and get down from there right now!” (He was HAMMERED)

36

Marine

  1. Go Fasters
  2. Cluster Fuck
  3. Piss Cutter
  4. Gee Dunk
  5. Ink Stick
37

Post-Sale Profitability Engineer

  1. Order Interval
  2. Engineering Life
  3. Reorder message
  4. Kill point
  5. Gap to plan
38

Graphic Designer

  1. Conceptualize
  2. Visualize
  3. Create
  4. Present
  5. Produce
39

Calc/Physics teacher for 25 years. I love being around young people and will probably be here another 25 years. The pay’s terrible, the bureaucracy and lack of respect sucks, but the kids are too beautiful to leave. Watching a kid’s eyes light up when he or she solves a difficult problem…nothing like it.

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Calc/Physics teacher for 25 years. I love being around young people and will probably be here another 25 years. The pay’s terrible, the bureaucracy and lack of respect sucks, but the kids are too beautiful to leave. Watching a kid’s eyes light up when he or she solves a difficult problem…nothing like it.