Oh wait - were not doing that.
Anyway, inspired by today’s “Beat the Caption,” I thought I would start a mini- Beat the Caption about this story. Here goes:
Did you hear about the judge who used a male enhancement pump in court?
I hear he prefers ong briefs.
It was the first time that something other than the jury was hung.
It wasn’t just the lawyers who were full of hot air that day.
The bailiff now gets very nervous when he has to say “All rise.”
It wasn’t just the criminals who got off that day.