Think of me as James Dean in East of Eden…take my penny, take myyy pennyyy, take myyyyyyyyyy pennyyyyyyyy !
Quit charging me .99 on all the wonderful products you hawk.
I was reading about Superfood and honestly, truthfully was ready to order my 3 month supply…and then I notice…it’s $39.99…
I’m not the kind of guy that’s accused of paying attention to things and I guess that’s why I have heretofore never noticed every product costs X.99
C’mon…TC…buddy…charge me $40 bucks for Superfood…this “ni’nine cent” garbage reeks of estrogen, infomercials and all things ovulating.
When you and Shugs go out for 99 cent happy hour beers and all-you-can-eat weenie-beanies, do you two give the bar wench 3 quarters, 2 dimes and 4 pennies? I should say not. When you gather the fellahs around for a game of poker is it 99 cents to ‘ante up’ ? I should say not. When you end up at some sad, desolate strip club at 2 in the morning are you putting 99 cents in the stretched out garters of the overweight, tobacco-stained dancers? I should say not.
Take the penny !!