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TC! A Request for Jessica Biel

TC,

I would kindly like to formally request that you use one of the the first 3 pictures of Jessica Biel in my thread entitled “What a Trainer!” (in the Get a Life forum) for the next Powerful Image.

Furthermore, though I know it might be hard to procure, I think it would be MEGA-cool if T-Nation was able to do an interview with Jessica.

She is the absolute epitome – and the only real example of it in present-day Hollywood – of a T-vixen that we guys here at T-Nation strive to do naughty things to, and most of the women on T-Nation and MWA likely strive to look like.

She obviously has a trainer, but you could nevertheless ask her what types of workouts she does, when she got serious about it, what she likes most and least with regard to her workouts, how she eats, how she feels about setting a buff-er standard in Hollywood, etc.

(While you’re at it you could also ask her why she’s banging that scrawny-ass pussy-boy Justin Timberlake, and try to convince her to put the kibosh on that). :frowning:

Your efforts would be greatly appreciated by all! Thank you in advance. :slight_smile:

Pics are nice, but what makes you think she’d agree to do an interview with a schmuck like me?

[quote]TC wrote:
Pics are nice, but what makes you think she’d agree to do an interview with a schmuck like me?

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Just act like a good dog and show her those puppy dog eyes… then beg!

TC, my friend, 'tis written somewhere: “He who think of himself as schmuck never get the interview.” :slight_smile:

Come on, it’s worth at least trying to put a call in to her people!

Regardless, if you truly have the ole’ T-man cajones of steel for which you are so reknowned, you will put the third picture from that thread in the next edition of Powerful Images. :slight_smile: I think I hear someone knockin’, and I think it’s Jessica’s caboose!!

[quote]TC wrote:
Pics are nice, but what makes you think she’d agree to do an interview with a schmuck like me?

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By the way, TC, not to call you out or anything, but . . . I think Jessica’s dogs could kick your dogs’ asses. :wink:

(See thread on her).

[quote]TC wrote:
Pics are nice, but what makes you think she’d agree to do an interview with a schmuck like me?

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Well, why don’t you send Shugs instead? He’ll get the job done!

(Now if that doesn’t motivate you TC, I don’t know what will :smiley: )

Exactly! He could handle her!

[quote]Zen warrior wrote:
TC wrote:
Pics are nice, but what makes you think she’d agree to do an interview with a schmuck like me?

Well, why don’t you send Shugs instead?
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If you ask me to interview some strength coach, I’ll be able to find him.

However, I’ve got very few “ins” with Hollywood people.

I once dated a girl who had a bit part on Star Trek: The Next Generation, and one of Chad Waterbury’s clients is Elliot Gould’s son, but that’s about as close as I come to having Hollywood connections.

A few places to start:

http://www.whorepresents.com/contact-Jessica_Biel.html

:slight_smile:

Send Nate Green… We all know how his last interview ended up.

we do?

[quote]Damici wrote:
A few places to start:

http://www.whorepresents.com/contact-Jessica_Biel.html

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Whores generally don’t want presents, they prefer cash money.

At least, that’s what I’ve heard…

[quote]TC wrote:
If you ask me to interview some strength coach, I’ll be able to find him.

However, I’ve got very few “ins” with Hollywood people.

I once dated a girl who had a bit part on Star Trek: The Next Generation, and one of Chad Waterbury’s clients is Elliot Gould’s son, but that’s about as close as I come to having Hollywood connections. [/quote]

Actually, as long as we’re making requests, I would like to see some more olympic lifters and just general all around bad-asses, like special forces types.

HINT: I bet if you made a request to the commanding officer in charge of training for the USMC he wouldn’t turn down an interview. I thought at one point they hired Pavel to “revamp” their conditioning program to suit their special needs in the field? Am I misinformed about that? A follow up to that could be interesting.

Or, how about a whole series for the military folks training needs? There are a bunch that use this site that would not only find it useful but might inspire non-military to train in the same manner–anywhere, anytime.

As to the Jessica Biel request, don’t do it. We don’t need no stinkin’ Hollywood celeb types to give us validation for doing what we love to do.

Start your own thread. Better yet, if you’re against seeing more of Jessica Biel, there might be “alternative orientation” websites that might be more up your alley. :wink:

There’s one [quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
TC wrote:
If you ask me to interview some strength coach, I’ll be able to find him.

However, I’ve got very few “ins” with Hollywood people.

I once dated a girl who had a bit part on Star Trek: The Next Generation, and one of Chad Waterbury’s clients is Elliot Gould’s son, but that’s about as close as I come to having Hollywood connections.

Actually, as long as we’re making requests, I would like to see some more olympic lifters and just general all around bad-asses, like special forces types.

HINT: I bet if you made a request to the commanding officer in charge of training for the USMC he wouldn’t turn down an interview. I thought at one point they hired Pavel to “revamp” their conditioning program to suit their special needs in the field? Am I misinformed about that? A follow up to that could be interesting.

Or, how about a whole series for the military folks training needs? There are a bunch that use this site that would not only find it useful but might inspire non-military to train in the same manner–anywhere, anytime.

As to the Jessica Biel request, don’t do it. We don’t need no stinkin’ Hollywood celeb types to give us validation for doing what we love to do.[/quote]

C’mon TC ask yourself: what would Max Nads do?

Ok, WOW. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
TC wrote:
If you ask me to interview some strength coach, I’ll be able to find him.

However, I’ve got very few “ins” with Hollywood people.

I once dated a girl who had a bit part on Star Trek: The Next Generation, and one of Chad Waterbury’s clients is Elliot Gould’s son, but that’s about as close as I come to having Hollywood connections.

Actually, as long as we’re making requests, I would like to see some more olympic lifters and just general all around bad-asses, like special forces types.

HINT: I bet if you made a request to the commanding officer in charge of training for the USMC he wouldn’t turn down an interview. I thought at one point they hired Pavel to “revamp” their conditioning program to suit their special needs in the field? Am I misinformed about that? A follow up to that could be interesting.

Or, how about a whole series for the military folks training needs? There are a bunch that use this site that would not only find it useful but might inspire non-military to train in the same manner–anywhere, anytime.

As to the Jessica Biel request, don’t do it. We don’t need no stinkin’ Hollywood celeb types to give us validation for doing what we love to do.[/quote]

I’m friends with the XO for the Navy Seals BUDS program. Would that do?

[quote]Damici wrote:
Start your own thread. Better yet, if you’re against seeing more of Jessica Biel, there might be “alternative orientation” websites that might be more up your alley. :wink:
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This thread is dead, anyway.

Alternative orientations? You mean a web site for people who regularly pound the clown while looking at nude Jessica Biel photos?

http://www.pathconnect.com/JessicaBiel

[quote]TC wrote:
I’m friends with the XO for the Navy Seals BUDS program. Would that do?

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Perfecto! Thats exactly the kind of person with some “real life” training under his belt.

“Pound the clown?” HA!! Never heard that one before, but I’ll give you props for it.

Don’t know about you, but I don’t think anyone’s been “pounding the clown” to (clothed, by the way) pictures of an actress.

Funny how the thread sure has a good following, though, doesn’t it? Guess you’re the odd man out.

A bunch of us think it would be a great idea. Lots more fun than hearing about military workout routines. Call us crazy . . . :wink:

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Damici wrote:
Start your own thread. Better yet, if you’re against seeing more of Jessica Biel, there might be “alternative orientation” websites that might be more up your alley. :wink:

This thread is dead, anyway.

Alternative orientations? You mean a web site for people who regularly pound the clown while looking at nude Jessica Biel photos?

http://www.pathconnect.com/JessicaBiel [/quote]