You have watched too many Bourne movies.
No, actually I haven’t. But still, I stand corrected. Where can I hide my money?
In your mattress.
If you hide cash, US Dollars, in your mattress, you will find that it has been stolen even if every bill is still there. This is what inflation is. A hidden tax that you must pay over time for all wealth held in dollars. Only real assets can hold value, and excess money supply creates the various bubbles you see. The inherent value of real assets stays the same, even if the Dollars used to buy them changes. A house has inherent value, as a shelter and in its location ect. Gold has an inherent value. The Dollar is no longer a holder of value as it once was, but is exclusively a medium of exchange. Avoid, don’t evade, taxes by buying assets that are tax free and real if possible.