I’d love to see a tattoo artist tactfully explain to a fatty that due to her enormous girth the fee would be raised…
"OK, now just bear with me for a second here. How can I analogize this??..OK!! So an exterminator…for cockroaches and whatnot…typically uses a certain amount of poison for a typical, average sized house. Are you with me so far? OK Good.
Now, one day he gets called into an enormous warehouse, just ludicrous in scope and magnitude. Obviously he has to use far more poison than in his typical, reasonably sized house. Right? So would you agree that he should be compensated extra for this job?"[/quote]
Screw tact. Direct is way more fun.
"Bitch look, you’re hideously fat. I’m gonna end up using way more ink on you so I’ll charge extra. Also, I might go blind looking at your hideous body so I’ll have to charge for that too.
Also, I just plain don’t like fat people because being fat shows a level of laziness I just can’t respect. I won’t charge for that, I just wanted to make sure you know just how lazy you must be."