T Nation

Tall , Grande, Ven-Tee

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/145000/145365_041SmallMediumLarge.swf

After it loads, click play I swear to god I found the T-Squirrel.

another good one:

http://ensim7.fuitadnet.com/~admin17/foamy/Foamy/Flash/FoamyRant5.swf

hilarious…

That little squirrel cracks me up.

They totally glossed over the fact that “grande” means LARGE in Spanish, and yet they use it to represent their MEDIUM coffees. Oh, wait, I get it. There is no “Small”; only Tall, Large, and Twenty. Of course. Now it all makes perfect sense.

Nevermind that you can get an Extra Large coffee at Dunkin’ Donuts for the price of a “Tall” at Starsucks.

Funny shit, though.

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
another good one:

http://ensim7.fuitadnet.com/~admin17/foamy/Foamy/Flash/FoamyRant5.swf[/quote]

The first one was great - but this one - this one i was laughing so hard.

The squirrel is just so funny.

Thanks - needed that!

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
Let the squirrel enlighten you all…I find the fatkins rant particularly amusing.

The squirrel knows all. All hail the squirrel

It’s as if Dennis Leary and Dennis Miller were combined into one pissed off rodent.

I love it, absolutely love it.

Foamy is my new hero.

[quote]ChrisPowers wrote:
They totally glossed over the fact that “grande” means LARGE in Spanish, and yet they use it to represent their MEDIUM coffees. Oh, wait, I get it. There is no “Small”; only Tall, Large, and Twenty. Of course. Now it all makes perfect sense.

Nevermind that you can get an Extra Large coffee at Dunkin’ Donuts for the price of a “Tall” at Starsucks.

Funny shit, though.[/quote]

Problem is, the only thing worse than their coffee is their donuts.

Howard Stern and Jim Florentine (He does Special Ed on Crank Yankers) were talking about this shit on the show yesterday. Florentine said he refuses to say venti, and once stood in line for 20 minutes argueing with the kid behind the counter becasue he kept ordering a medium. He told Howard, “They don’t know who they’re dealing with…I have no life, I’ll stand there all day.” The line was huge and eventually the manager came over and said “Whats the problem” and Florentine says “This kid won’t get me a Venti” The kid pours the coffee and Jim says “Thanks for the Medium asshole” and runs out of the place.

On another note…Dunkin Donuts coffee is way better, cheeper and comes in normal friggin sizes.

ULITMATE SOLUTION TO IT ALL!!!

Buy damn coffee maker for your desk, get some good Kona, and make as big a cup as you want CHEAPER, and it’ll taste better.

Or move to New Orleans and just drink the Cafe au Late (? on the spelling)

I’ve been feeling like that squirrel for 4 years, ever since my application was overlooked. That clip was the catharsis that my angry soul needed.
Thanks Zen. You probably saved a whole starbucks crew from an impending evisceration at the hands of one angry reject. Stupid coffee!