Remember, adjustable Kettlebags uses your weights!
Don’t suffer the dishonour of paying exorbitant fees for other inferior training training products, use your Australian ingenuity and use whatever you have available. Australian Rocks, kittens, sniffed panties, koalas or crocodiles - whatever works for you mate!
For those who don’t have easy access to traditional Australian Rocks, a limited quantity are available through internet credit card purchase, hurry before stocks run out!
[quote]Vyapada wrote:
Spoken like a true mate, Massif!
Remember, adjustable Kettlebags uses your weights!
Don’t suffer the dishonour of paying exorbitant fees for other inferior training training products, use your Australian ingenuity and use whatever you have available. Australian Rocks, kittens, sniffed panties, koalas or crocodiles - whatever works for you mate!
For those who don’t have easy access to traditional Australian Rocks, a limited quantity are available through internet credit card purchase, hurry before stocks run out![/quote]
[quote]Tizzah wrote:
Massif wrote:
Real Australian’s fill their kettlebag with rocks and kittens. They are disposable and you can just throw them in the river after your workout.
I think I split my sides after reading that.[/quote]
Pre-sniffed? I don’t think so mate!
Like any loyal T-Nation reader I order my pre-worn panties in bulk from T-Nation and sniff them whenever I get the chance.
Consider yourself nominated for the Soy Awards if you don’t.
I am in no way affiliated with the Kettlesack Certification Program.
Like all hard living mates at T-Nation I exclusively use the Australian Kettlebag. Trust only traditional Australian Kettlebags - they are the only equipment that adheres to the strict quality control standards outlined in the Australian Kettlebag Challenge.
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(You do pushups with your hands on the bar - it’s like a see-saw… give it a go and let me know if ya think it’s useful)
[quote]Vyapada wrote:
T-Mates, if your upper body is asymmetrical like yours truly then you may be wondering how to remedy these imbalances.
Look no further than this product of cutting edge traditional Australian science! Vyapada Inc is not elitist! Our newest training system ensures equality in your torso.
Strange looks and nasty comments in the gym are GUARANTEED on this extreme hardcore device - the Vyapada-up.
(You do pushups with your hands on the bar - it’s like a see-saw… give it a go and let me know if ya think it’s useful)[/quote]