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Hi everyone, I’d like to introduce a traditional and uniquely Australian product called the Kettlebag!

Kettlebags are only for hard living ‘mates’!
Remember, Kettlebags use your weights! They are incredibly affordable at only $49.95!!
Assembly as per the image…

Here’s a real life ACTION PIC!

P.S.
If you buy these I can afford shoes and new clothes.

With six minutes a day, will I see results in two weeks?

Does it come in pink?

[quote]danreeves1973 wrote:
Does it come in pink?[/quote]

The “Renegade” Version does

Looks suspiciously like a burlap sack…

[quote]Snoop wrote:
Looks suspiciously like a burlap sack… [/quote]

That’s what I was thinking…

I think you’re missing the point.

[quote]Vyapada wrote:
Hi everyone, I’d like to introduce a traditional and uniquely Australian product called the Kettlebag!

Kettlebags are only for hard living ‘mates’!
Remember, Kettlebags use your weights! They are incredibly affordable at only $49.95!!
Assembly as per the image…[/quote]

Fifty bucks for a potato sack?

throw in a sixer and a can of vegemite and you got a deal !

[quote]Vyapada wrote:
Hi everyone, I’d like to introduce a traditional and uniquely Australian product called the Kettlebag!

Kettlebags are only for hard living ‘mates’!
Remember, Kettlebags use your weights! They are incredibly affordable at only $49.95!!
Assembly as per the image…[/quote]

How much is it for your breakthrough video, “Aussie Kettlebag Challenge?” Can I become an instructor and make big bucks too?

does this make Vyapada the Evil Australian?

Real Australian’s fill their kettlebag with rocks and kittens. They are disposable and you can just throw them in the river after your workout.

[quote]Massif wrote:
Real Australian’s fill their kettlebag with rocks and kittens. They are disposable and you can just throw them in the river after your workout.[/quote]

I think I split my sides after reading that.

[quote]Massif wrote:
Real Australian’s fill their kettlebag with rocks and kittens. They are disposable and you can just throw them in the river after your workout.[/quote]

You do remove the kittens first—right???

[quote]Massif wrote:
Real Australian’s fill their kettlebag with rocks and kittens. They are disposable and you can just throw them in the river after your workout.[/quote]

I’m telling PETA

[quote]sasquatch wrote:
You do remove the kittens first—right???
[/quote]

Only after you swing the bag around, bashing it on trees and such for exercise.

[quote]Orbitalboner wrote:
sasquatch wrote:
You do remove the kittens first—right???

Only after you swing the bag around, bashing it on trees and such for exercise.[/quote]

If you are hard up for cash, you can usually remove most of the kittens. They have been tenderised and you can get a better price for them at the butchers or local takeaway store.

jacross,

You’ve obviously been reading my reports on cutting-edge Australian research! Well done mate!
Remember the Kettlebag is not a barbie toy, and requires Xtreme nutrition for adequate recovery. This is why I’ve released ‘The Wombat Diet: Eats, Roots and Leaves!’ for the masses to understand traditional Australian nutrition.
For those seeking additional benefits from supplements I suggest you acquaint yourself with more cutting-edge Australian research. True mates consume copious quantities of traditional Australian malt, barley and hops liquid extract.

OneEye,
If you are about to take on the Australian Kettlebag, you definitely need a video.
To make it affordable, it’s available through a three month payment plan with monthly installments of only $19.95!

Australian Kettlebag Certification is only available for those truly dedicated individuals who believe not only in making big bucks but following the Wombat Diet mantra.