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Taking a Dump in Peak-Hour Traffic?

everyone gets faced with this predicament once in their life at least, petrol stations in australia don’t usually have a toilet the public can use…so when faced with such a dilemma what do you do? try hold it? look for a park or street that seems vacant?

so far in this life I’ve been lucky however I’ve found turning the a/c on generally qualms any danger and suppresses the urge

so what would a t-man do?

lol i’ve always wanted to ask that question

A real T-Man masters his bowels before he’s 18 months old.

You, on the other hand, need to buy two things: grandpa diapers and baggy pants.

Try hitting her.

Empty chip bags. You don’t call them crisps in Aus, do you?

Just throw it at other cars.

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Just throw it at other cars.[/quote]

lol You are a sick, sick, man!

[quote]MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Just throw it at other cars.

lol You are a sick, sick, man![/quote]

I’m just in touch with my animal (chimp) side. You usually like that.

Good God man, eat more fiber, like flax in your protein shakes. It will make you regular so that you wont have those unplanned surprises.

A guy I know crapped his pants while walking his dogs one morning. When he told me that story, after I stopped laughing, I recommended ground flax meal to him too.

Good God man, eat more fiber, like flax in your protein shakes. It will make you regular so that you wont have those unplanned surprises.

A guy I know crapped his pants while walking his dogs one morning. When he told me that story, after I stopped laughing, I recommended ground flax meal to him too.

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Just throw it at other cars.

lol You are a sick, sick, man!

I’m just in touch with my animal (chimp) side. You usually like that.[/quote]

She knows that she likes things being thrown at her.

[quote]Christine wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Just throw it at other cars.

lol You are a sick, sick, man!

I’m just in touch with my animal (chimp) side. You usually like that.

She knows that she likes things being thrown at her.[/quote]

Normally, I would roll with this, Christine. I do not trust NateOrade with the subject at hand, however.

[quote]MsM wrote:
Christine wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Just throw it at other cars.

lol You are a sick, sick, man!

I’m just in touch with my animal (chimp) side. You usually like that.

She knows that she likes things being thrown at her.

Normally, I would roll with this, Christine. I do not trust NateOrade with the subject at hand, however.[/quote]

Yeah, I guess there is a limit to what can be thrown.
Feces, not so hot.

Stick a plug in your pooper?

[quote]MsM wrote:
Christine wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Just throw it at other cars.

lol You are a sick, sick, man!

I’m just in touch with my animal (chimp) side. You usually like that.

She knows that she likes things being thrown at her.

Normally, I would roll with this, Christine. I do not trust NateOrade with the subject at hand, however.[/quote]

True, best not to “throw down” and start tossing things around we can’t take back.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Stick a plug in your pooper?[/quote]

Wrong forum1

[quote]Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Stick a plug in your pooper?

Wrong forum1[/quote]

Exclamation Fail.

Report to my house promptly for punishment.

[quote]Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Stick a plug in your pooper?

Wrong forum1[/quote]

Yeah, but wouldn’t the plug help the OP hold it in until he can find someplace better to take a dump?

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
Christine wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Just throw it at other cars.

lol You are a sick, sick, man!

I’m just in touch with my animal (chimp) side. You usually like that.

She knows that she likes things being thrown at her.

Normally, I would roll with this, Christine. I do not trust NateOrade with the subject at hand, however.

True, best not to “throw down” and start tossing things around we can’t take back.[/quote]

Have you been hanging out with dk44 or what?

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Stick a plug in your pooper?

Wrong forum1

Yeah, but wouldn’t the plug help the OP hold it in until he can find someplace better to take a dump?[/quote]

I really don’t know much about plugs.

Enlighten me!

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Stick a plug in your pooper?

Wrong forum1

Exclamation Fail.

Report to my house promptly for punishment.[/quote]

Sorry, but there is no way I can get to NZ propmtly.