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Taint Fertility!

I would assume that a shorter distance is more correlated with having less T or being less developed (or more toward the female end of the spectrum) anatomically, and therefore has an impact on fertility.

The dimension in question is not penis or testicle size, but a measurement known as anogenital distance, or AGD.

Men whose AGD is shorter than the median length – around 2 inches (52 mm) – have seven times the chance of being sub-fertile as those with a longer AGD, according to a study published on Friday in the journal Environmental Health Perspectives.

That distance, measured from the anus to the underside of the scrotum, is linked to male fertility, including semen volume and sperm count, the study found. The shorter the AGD, the more likely a man was to have a low sperm count.

This offers the prospect of a relatively simple screening test for men, said study co-author Shanna Swan of the University of Rochester Medical Center.

“It’s non-invasive and anybody can do it, and it’s not sensitive to the kinds of things that sperm count is sensitive to, like stress or whether you have a cold or whether it’s hot out,” Swan said in a telephone interview.

“If somebody’s got a short AGD, particularly if they have problems conceiving, I would say get to the infertility doctor, because the chances are good that something is wrong.”

To reach their conclusions, researchers measured the AGDs of 126 men born in or after 1988, a small but statistically significant sample, Swan said.

The study did not address what might cause certain men to have short AGD measurements.

But previous studies, published in 2005 and 2008, looked at the possible link between mothers who were exposed to chemicals called phthalates during pregnancy and the AGD of their infant and toddler sons.

Phthalates are a group of chemicals widely used in industrial and personal care products, including fragrances, shampoos, soaps, plastics, paints and some pesticides.

In these earlier studies, the scientists tested for the presence of phthalates in the pregnant women’s urine. They found that women who had high levels of phthalates in their urine during pregnancy gave birth to sons who were 10 times more likely to have shorter than expected AGDs.

Swan, who also co-authored the earlier papers, said they showed the correlation between prenatal phthalate exposure and shorter AGD.

The latest study does not address prenatal phthalate exposure directly, “but it does answer the question of why we should care about AGD,” Swan said. “And it does suggest that whatever is altering AGD is also altering sperm count.”

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Taint nuttin.

Wacky scientists, I wonder what they were doing when they decided to start studying the chode.

my taint is huge bro

AGD…that was my sorority. Fuck.

I heard about this yesterday on the radio.


I wonder who sat down and decided this would be a good topic to study.

17.9" here. Female posters beware, if you’re reading this I’ve already impregnated you with my words.

do anteaters have taints?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
AGD…that was my sorority. Fuck.[/quote]

Alpha Grabba Donut?

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
AGD…that was my sorority. Fuck.[/quote]

You gals were some fertile bitches, huh.

All I know is, when my lady licks and sucks on my taint, I can shoot into a different zipcode. Love her.

What if you already include the AGD when you’re measuring your penis?

[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
What if you already include the AGD when you’re measuring your penis?[/quote]

And you’re still below 2 inches?

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I just measured mine and I got shit on my hands. And my taint literally grows out of the tip of my dick. Is that good or bad?

Sorry, AGD is not as important as GTL and MVP - I’ll measure later. (Hey, it’s Thursday and I couldn’t help myself)

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Well here it is!

5 1/2" (no, that’s not me tallywhacker measurement, on the internet that distance would be 11.5")

Whoda ever thunk a guy could git a 5 1/2" span 'tween his asshole and his jewel chest?[/quote]

May I never need to borrow a tape measure from PH…

Why did he measure with a tape measurer? He doesn’t have one of those nice soft cloth ones? Using a metal tape measurer just seems like it would be…I don’t know…awkward/uncomfortable? lol

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
What if you already include the AGD when you’re measuring your penis?[/quote]

And you’re still below 2 inches?[/quote]

^^ Laughed…hard…!

Oh my god Oh my god I am so insecure about my AGDistance