I aint got no God dman drinking problem, I just like to party. Everypne around here is too uptight
Last Tuesday we went out to the Taco Tuesday and had some Margaritas....I get a little tuned up on tequila shots then I go out to the parking lot to take me a piss
While Im out there I stole me a cop car....sprayed that son of a bitch yellow like it was a taxi...hell, I was rollin around the city all night pickin up tourists at the airport and takin them wherever the hell they had to go...for cash money. For an extra 25 dollars I let them turn on the siren and shoot street signs with a shotgun
I made 875 dollars that night
drinkin problem? Sounds like a goddamn money makin problem to me
Look at how good my dick looks in these leopard print pants. Anybody else would look like a complete homo...I on the other hand look like a guy that kicks ass, takes names, and gets handjobs from supermodels (which i wont name) while riding roller coasters and trippin on acid.
cuz thats the way I live my goddman life man
you know what I had for breakfast?
a goddman protein shake cut with 4 vicodin, 3 aderall, and a fifth of jim beam. I cant tell if this is real life or if Im a goddman cartoon
and to tell you the truth I dont give a damn either way
now lets go find a Kmart parkin lot to shoot some guns and do some donuts