I eat most of my meals alone. Don’t talk to anyone on the phone or anything like that. Just shovel my food down until I can’t eat anymore, and then shove some more down just for good measure.
When going out with a lady recently to a restaurant I had to really keep my table manners on my mind. Use a napkin. Don’t eat with both hands/arms on the table. Talk. Chew. Drink. Talk some more.
What a hassle haha. Of course I’m not complaining about going out to dinner with a nice lady.
It’s more of the fact that I forgot how to eat civilized.
I’m sure there are many of you animals out there like this. Clinching your asscheeks to hold farts, not belching, coming up for air between fork-fulls.
Who else has to really ‘mind their manners’ when they eat outside of their regular place?