T-Nation's Black Guy in a Horror Movie

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Brother Chris.
God saves him from demon end movie.
Can’t you just see him holding up the cross?
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I suppose now is as good as any time to pick up Jive, ‘n I’m layin’ it on you straight lil mama.

P.S. Black Irish…not the same thing as black.


Vote: Everyone

Prof because he’s got anesthesia and a katana sword, he’d tell them straight up that he pity the fool that doesn’t floss and brush his teeth twice a day. He would politely cough inform them they need to have a full dental check up and cleaning.

Big Boss because no one from Texas ever dies (except for the chainsaw movie) in movies especially a black guy in the military. He’s like Laurence Fishburne (without the porn star for a daughter) in Predators. Plus he could always get them leanin’ with that syrup down in Texas, they got.

Wol because he’s class of 2005.

Soulja Boy Tell’em and Pootie Tang because they’d get them cross faded on weed and liquor.

SickAbz because they’d be to distracted by his underage entourage of junior high school girls that look like they are twenty.

Oh, forgot…Count because they’d drop laughing at a 300 pound black man that sparkles.
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GODDAMIT. Are you Black or Black Irish? Cuz if you’re Black Irish UR MY PEOPLE.

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
My fro will be my downfall, it’ll get stuck in a door or something equally stupid while I’m saving all of the T-Vixens (except Oleena).

But I’ll come back right before the finale with a bald fade and a new reason to kill. Btw is this a zombie or a slasher flick?

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Only a Black dude would get a haircut in the middle of a movie. lol

Its a slasher.

[quote]PB Andy wrote:
Can’t forget Beast. He dies last, if at all, because he’s so fucking massive.[/quote]

Yeah, I’m thinking 460 and Beast make it out.

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Well I guess I’m not black anymore.

Fuck you Cunt Rockula.[/quote]

Black chicks in horror movies? When does that happen?

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’m black.

<---- See the evidence?[/quote]

Damn it’s almost as long as you are tall. Must be nearly a foot.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’m black.

<---- See the evidence?[/quote]

The Hell is wrong with you? lol

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m black but no one seems to remember that.

You think those pics in my hub are really me? Like I’d put up picks of some over-weight Howdy Doody lookalike nerd.[/quote]

We need to test this

whats your favorite flavor of Kool Aid?

[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
It’s a zombie apocalypse, and the biggest guys on T-Nation are the surviving holdouts.
Prof X
CC
Waylander
H4M
Alpha
Stu
HolyMac
and more (we know who these people are)

unfortunately, Alpha and H4M both get snuck up on and bitten, and between the two of them manage use their martial skills even in zombie mode to infect/kill almost everyone else. The final scene is an epic battle of Prof X and CC wielding chainsaws back to back as all the infected members of T-cell alpha circle them. I’d buy this movie. lol.

(just felt like applying it to people of all colors)(but techically, Prof X lasts till the end. education+strength=long survival)[/quote]

But, Prof has those amger issues man. lol

Wait, Wol’s black?

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Wait, Wol’s black?[/quote]

Lol

I was just as shocked too. His log has a pic of him in it.

I assumed he looked like the first Blue Ranger from Power Rangers until I saw the pic.

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Well I guess I’m not black anymore.

Fuck you Cunt Rockula.[/quote]

Black…guy

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Brother Chris.
God saves him from demon end movie.
Can’t you just see him holding up the cross?
[/quote]

I suppose now is as good as any time to pick up Jive, ‘n I’m layin’ it on you straight lil mama.

P.S. Black Irish…not the same thing as black.


Vote: Everyone

Prof because he’s got anesthesia and a katana sword, he’d tell them straight up that he pity the fool that doesn’t floss and brush his teeth twice a day. He would politely cough inform them they need to have a full dental check up and cleaning.

Big Boss because no one from Texas ever dies (except for the chainsaw movie) in movies especially a black guy in the military. He’s like Laurence Fishburne (without the porn star for a daughter) in Predators. Plus he could always get them leanin’ with that syrup down in Texas, they got.

Wol because he’s class of 2005.

Soulja Boy Tell’em and Pootie Tang because they’d get them cross faded on weed and liquor.

SickAbz because they’d be to distracted by his underage entourage of junior high school girls that look like they are twenty.

Oh, forgot…Count because they’d drop laughing at a 300 pound black man that sparkles.
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GODDAMIT. Are you Black or Black Irish? Cuz if you’re Black Irish UR MY PEOPLE.
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Black Irish.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m black but no one seems to remember that.

You think those pics in my hub are really me? Like I’d put up picks of some over-weight Howdy Doody lookalike nerd.[/quote]

We need to test this

whats your favorite flavor of Kool Aid?[/quote]

Red

Bullshit. I would gladly sacrifice others so I could live.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I’m black but no one seems to remember that.

You think those pics in my hub are really me? Like I’d put up picks of some over-weight Howdy Doody lookalike nerd.[/quote]

We need to test this

whats your favorite flavor of Kool Aid?[/quote]

Red[/quote]

Hell Yeah, Son!

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Bullshit. I would gladly sacrifice others so I could live.[/quote]

You dying is the price you pay for being the “funny” black dude here.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Bullshit. I would gladly sacrifice others so I could live.[/quote]

You dying is the price you pay for being the “funny” black dude here. [/quote]

But you’ll die because you’re not really a black dude, you’re a forgettable looking, skinny white guy.

Black in a slasher film?!? you all die… thought that was obvious.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Bullshit. I would gladly sacrifice others so I could live.[/quote]

And that’s why you’d die, like Paul Reiser in Aliens when he tried leaving everyone behind.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Bullshit. I would gladly sacrifice others so I could live.[/quote]

You dying is the price you pay for being the “funny” black dude here. [/quote]

But you’ll die because you’re not really a black dude, you’re a forgettable looking, skinny white guy.[/quote]

Im 49 too. =)