[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Brother Chris.
God saves him from demon end movie.
Can’t you just see him holding up the cross?
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I suppose now is as good as any time to pick up Jive, ‘n I’m layin’ it on you straight lil mama.
P.S. Black Irish…not the same thing as black.
Vote: Everyone
Prof because he’s got anesthesia and a katana sword, he’d tell them straight up that he pity the fool that doesn’t floss and brush his teeth twice a day. He would politely cough inform them they need to have a full dental check up and cleaning.
Big Boss because no one from Texas ever dies (except for the chainsaw movie) in movies especially a black guy in the military. He’s like Laurence Fishburne (without the porn star for a daughter) in Predators. Plus he could always get them leanin’ with that syrup down in Texas, they got.
Wol because he’s class of 2005.
Soulja Boy Tell’em and Pootie Tang because they’d get them cross faded on weed and liquor.
SickAbz because they’d be to distracted by his underage entourage of junior high school girls that look like they are twenty.
Oh, forgot…Count because they’d drop laughing at a 300 pound black man that sparkles.
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GODDAMIT. Are you Black or Black Irish? Cuz if you’re Black Irish UR MY PEOPLE.
[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
My fro will be my downfall, it’ll get stuck in a door or something equally stupid while I’m saving all of the T-Vixens (except Oleena).
But I’ll come back right before the finale with a bald fade and a new reason to kill. Btw is this a zombie or a slasher flick?
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Only a Black dude would get a haircut in the middle of a movie. lol
[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
It’s a zombie apocalypse, and the biggest guys on T-Nation are the surviving holdouts.
Prof X
CC
Waylander
H4M
Alpha
Stu
HolyMac
and more (we know who these people are)
unfortunately, Alpha and H4M both get snuck up on and bitten, and between the two of them manage use their martial skills even in zombie mode to infect/kill almost everyone else. The final scene is an epic battle of Prof X and CC wielding chainsaws back to back as all the infected members of T-cell alpha circle them. I’d buy this movie. lol.
(just felt like applying it to people of all colors)(but techically, Prof X lasts till the end. education+strength=long survival)[/quote]
[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Brother Chris.
God saves him from demon end movie.
Can’t you just see him holding up the cross?
[/quote]
I suppose now is as good as any time to pick up Jive, ‘n I’m layin’ it on you straight lil mama.
P.S. Black Irish…not the same thing as black.
Vote: Everyone
Prof because he’s got anesthesia and a katana sword, he’d tell them straight up that he pity the fool that doesn’t floss and brush his teeth twice a day. He would politely cough inform them they need to have a full dental check up and cleaning.
Big Boss because no one from Texas ever dies (except for the chainsaw movie) in movies especially a black guy in the military. He’s like Laurence Fishburne (without the porn star for a daughter) in Predators. Plus he could always get them leanin’ with that syrup down in Texas, they got.
Wol because he’s class of 2005.
Soulja Boy Tell’em and Pootie Tang because they’d get them cross faded on weed and liquor.
SickAbz because they’d be to distracted by his underage entourage of junior high school girls that look like they are twenty.
Oh, forgot…Count because they’d drop laughing at a 300 pound black man that sparkles.
[/quote]
GODDAMIT. Are you Black or Black Irish? Cuz if you’re Black Irish UR MY PEOPLE.
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